Wife claims my bike is "an expensive ornament". Discuss.

[curlylegend]

I have 3 motorbikes, I am only allowed 1 wife/girlfriend. 

 

I just want to be absolutely clear about this.  You have 3 motorcycles and one wife AND a girlfriend ?

How very French !

[Bender]

Any one stupid enough to have more than 1 wife or girlfriend at the same time knows it's much easier to look after 5 bikes, these are things you only learn the hard way.........

 

So I've been told  

[Fender1515]

When the "issue" of me having a motorbike last cropped up, i went into think mode, and announced, if I didn't have a bike I would get a sailing boat, end of conversation, that was probably two years ago!

[Mississippi Bullfrog]

15 hours ago, Fender1515 said:

When the "issue" of me having a motorbike last cropped up, i went into think mode, and announced, if I didn't have a bike I would get a sailing boat, end of conversation, that was probably two years ago!

That's me doomed then. Got two bikes and 2 boats. 

 

Mind you she has two sewing machines ....

[husoi]

8 minutes ago, Mississippi Bullfrog said:

That's me doomed then. Got two bikes and 2 boats. 

 

Mind you she has two sewing machines ....

A plane would follow the sequence

[Mississippi Bullfrog]

1 hour ago, husoi said:

A plane would follow the sequence

I used to fly model planes - does that count?

[Simon Davey]

1 hour ago, Mississippi Bullfrog said:

I used to fly model planes - does that count?

 

I used to crash them....

Still have a couple on the shed with all the gear, and a Hirobo Sceadu 50, which I just can't part with.

[Davidtav]

On 18/04/2024 at 21:02, Simon Davey said:

 

That's a lovely, happy picture 

I did actually feel embarrassed that I had posted this. I did ask Stu to delete it. But he thought it just reflected real life. In truth I agree with him. I’ve been through the mill lately. Some folks say I live in the past. Well sometimes the past is better than the present. Or the future 

[Simon Davey]

49 minutes ago, Davidtav said:

I did actually feel embarrassed that I had posted this. I did ask Stu to delete it. But he thought it just reflected real life. In truth I agree with him. I’ve been through the mill lately. Some folks say I live in the past. Well sometimes the past is better than the present. Or the future 

 

If the past is where you're happy, then be happy. 

Our past is what makes us, and what governs our decisions for the future. 

The past and future are not entirely separate. 

Edited April 20, 2024 by Simon Davey

[Throttled]

On 18/04/2024 at 21:30, curlylegend said:

I have 3 motorbikes, I am only allowed 1 wife/girlfriend. 

 

I just want to be absolutely clear about this.  You have 3 motorcycles and one wife AND a girlfriend ?

How very French !

 

The French use mopeds to ride between wife and mistress.

[Mawsley]

On 18/04/2024 at 19:40, Throttled said:

 

On Saturday she will get her 3rd dan black belt Shito-ryu 

I didn’t know wives could win awards for cleaning and stuff. Does this mean that sammich making happens even faster or tastes better? I might sign my wife up for it. 

[S-Westerly]

I know of at least one wife possibly three who on receipt of that comment would have the observer hitting the very high notes in the choir. I'm not that brave.