Hoggs Posted November 29, 2017 Posted November 29, 2017 I was invited to an Open Mike Night. Sounded fun until I arrived and realised it was an autopsy Quote
Mr Fro Posted November 29, 2017 Posted November 29, 2017 It's my wife's 40 birthday coming up and I want to do something special, so I asked her what she wanted to do.She said "I want to go somewhere I've never been before".I said "Try the kitchen". Quote
Baldrick Posted November 29, 2017 Posted November 29, 2017 I learned two interesting facts today:It's not as easy as you'd think, having a shit on a moving train. And my ban covers ALL Hornby shops. Quote
Joeman Posted December 5, 2017 Posted December 5, 2017 Why did the banana goto the doctors?It wasn't peeling very well. Quote
Joeman Posted December 6, 2017 Posted December 6, 2017 A friend of mine burned to death when his barber shop was set on fire. He could have escaped, but he was always told not to run with scissors Quote
Six30 Posted December 6, 2017 Posted December 6, 2017 A friend of mine burned to death when his barber shop was set on fire. He could have escaped, but he was always told not to run with scissors You been opening the Christmas crackers early Quote
Baldrick Posted December 6, 2017 Posted December 6, 2017 What do we want?An end to AcronymsWhen do we want it?ASAP. Quote
Baldrick Posted December 8, 2017 Posted December 8, 2017 A load of pikeys came into my local last night, mouthing off and threatening to batter everyone. The locals said nothing and let them carry on, but not me, I decided to show them exactly what I’m made of.Turns out it’s fragile bones and lots of blood Quote
Joeman Posted December 15, 2017 Posted December 15, 2017 7yr old: Mum, what happens if you eat lots of tinsel?Mum: probably emergency surgery to prevent obstruction somewhere in your digestive system.7yr old: *blank face* *small voice* you get tinselitis. Quote
Mawsley Posted December 17, 2017 Posted December 17, 2017 I was told I should never post this picture, because it’s... Quote
Six30 Posted December 17, 2017 Posted December 17, 2017 I'm opening a hairdressers for Down syndrome kids for 2 reasons...1- I think there is a niche in the market.2- I can only cut one hairstyle. Quote
Joeman Posted December 21, 2017 Posted December 21, 2017 Seems twinings aren't happy about this pic being out in the wild!! "> Quote
Mawsley Posted December 22, 2017 Posted December 22, 2017 Seems twinings aren't happy about this pic being out in the wild!!IMG_20171221_171459.jpg "> Quote
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