Six30 Posted July 10, 2018 Posted July 10, 2018 Two gay blokes decide they want a baby , so they mix up thier sperm and pay a surragate mother , 9 months later they go to get the baby from hospital, they enter a room and it’s full of babies screaming and crying all except one , the nurse points at it and says that’s yours , one of the nufters said I knew our baby would be the happy one... the nurse says , he’s fine at the moment but you wait when I take the thermometer out it’s arse. Quote
Wolfgang Posted July 16, 2018 Posted July 16, 2018 How do you stop a dog from humping your leg?Pick him up and suck it off! Quote
Stu Posted August 9, 2018 Posted August 9, 2018 If you gets a link called 'free porn' dont opin it. It is a birus wich deactivates your spelcheck and garblis up you riting. I also receibed it but lukily I dont does porn so I dint opin it. Quote
Mickly Posted August 16, 2018 Posted August 16, 2018 .... FFS Six, I nearly threw up - no more selfies or I’ll have to report you Quote
Six30 Posted August 16, 2018 Posted August 16, 2018 .... FFS Six, I nearly threw up - no more selfies or I’ll have to report you Saucy Quote
Via Posted September 16, 2018 Posted September 16, 2018 There was a kidnapping at the local school here today. It's ok now though the teacher just shouted really loudly and woke him up. Quote
puggybear Posted September 26, 2018 Posted September 26, 2018 I...am bloody BRILLIANT at sleeping!NOTHING to it-it's so easyI can do it with my eyes closed! Quote
puggybear Posted September 26, 2018 Posted September 26, 2018 Y'know,unexpected sex is a REALLY nice way to be woken up....unless you're in prison.... Quote
puggybear Posted September 26, 2018 Posted September 26, 2018 ...and always remember-fat girls defy the laws of physics.OHHH,yes they do. The heavier they are,the easier they are to pick up!Ai thenkyoh. Quote
Tiggie Posted September 28, 2018 Posted September 28, 2018 There was a man that received a parrot for his birthday. This parrot was fully grown with a bad attitude and worse vocabulary. Every other word was an expletive. Those that weren't expletives were, to say the least, rude.The man tried hard to change the bird's attitude and was constantly saying polite words, playing soft music, anything he could of. Nothing worked. He yelled at the bird, and the bird got worse. He shook the bird and the bird got madder and ruder.Finally, in a moment of desperation, he put the parrot in the freezer. For a few moments he heard the bird squawking and kicking and screaming, and then, suddenly, there was quiet. The man was frightened that he might have actually hurt the bird and quickly opened the freezer door.The parrot calmly stepped out onto the man's extended arm and said:"I'm sorry that I might have offended you with my language and actions and ask for your forgiveness. I will endeavour to correct my behaviour."The man was astounded at the bird's change in attitude and was about to ask what had changed him ... when the parrot continued:"May I ask what the chicken did wrong?" Quote
SometimesSansEngine Posted October 11, 2018 Posted October 11, 2018 Brilliant Michael Rosen I guess? Quote
Six30 Posted October 11, 2018 Posted October 11, 2018 Brilliant Michael Rosen I guess? Joe Pasquale Quote
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