sparky Posted April 29, 2009 Share Posted April 29, 2009 talking about 'leccy bills. the campsite i'm on has prepay meters. uses pound coins. i've got my laptop and a little radio alarm clock on it and i only stuck a quid in. on monday night. i'm sure the things broken, but i'm saying nowt! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mr Miller Posted April 30, 2009 Share Posted April 30, 2009 It sounds like the campsite you're on have wired their electrics to Noob's house, Sparky! Oh......and f**k it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
techno Posted April 30, 2009 Share Posted April 30, 2009 I thought i'd have a w**k over this bird but then thought nah f**k it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 30, 2009 Share Posted April 30, 2009 It sounds like the campsite you're on have wired their electrics to Noob's house, Sparky! Oh......and f**k it! Yeah have a check for us please Sparky mate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sparky Posted April 30, 2009 Share Posted April 30, 2009 i'm wondering who laid the cable!!! that alone would explain your expensive taste in electric company! (it's about 150 miles.)oh, the cheques in the post... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 31, 2009 Share Posted May 31, 2009 F**k it just got a gas bill from hell of £520 and last month got £350 electric bill think i must be supplying the whole road i live in Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gin Posted May 31, 2009 Share Posted May 31, 2009 F**k it I can't get a sodding job ANYWHERE!!! They are all taken!!.. And mostly when i go to the places i apply for a few weeks later, the trainee Sod cant.. Speak.. English!!*Breaks down* Not Fair.. Not Bloody fair ... F**k it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fozzie Posted May 31, 2009 Share Posted May 31, 2009 F**k it I can't get a sodding job ANYWHERE!!! They are all taken!!.. And mostly when i go to the places i apply for a few weeks later, the trainee Sod cant.. Speak.. English!!*Breaks down* Not Fair.. Not Bloody fair ... F**k it! f**k that...And f**k it... Hate being a second class citizen in this nation when stood next to an immigrant Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 31, 2009 Share Posted May 31, 2009 f**k it!I just found out it's illegal to sell your children on ebay Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cruz Posted May 31, 2009 Share Posted May 31, 2009 f**k it!I just found out it's illegal to sell your children on ebayTry Adtrader ( I don't think they are as strict ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 1, 2009 Share Posted June 1, 2009 f**k it!I just found out it's illegal to sell your children on ebayTry Adtrader ( I don't think they are as strict ) f**k it! I've only been offered £2.50 fo the pair of them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bogof Posted June 1, 2009 Share Posted June 1, 2009 f**k it!I just found out it's illegal to sell your children on ebay Get someone else to sell them for you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fozzie Posted June 2, 2009 Share Posted June 2, 2009 f**k it!I just found out it's illegal to sell your children on ebayTry Adtrader ( I don't think they are as strict ) f**k it! I've only been offered £2.50 fo the pair of them. f**k it! I was making that offer.. Its good to have a pair of slaves kids.. Good for housework I cant be bothered with Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wannars125 Posted June 8, 2009 Share Posted June 8, 2009 Right, here's my F**K IT rant.F**k it, I'm living with my parents and I'm 27.F**k it, my job takes the p*ss.F**k it, the car broke down on Friday and I had to get it towed back to London last night which is gonna cost money I don't have to get fixed.F**k it, I've had to come into work for a half day and have the rest of the week off because the workplace wouldn't give me unpaid leave of half a day.F**k it, my dad woke me up screaming at my sister at 2:30am and I've not been to sleep since.F**k it, my bike is in Felixstowe so I had to take the tube to work.rant over. Feel better now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nman1 Posted June 9, 2009 Share Posted June 9, 2009 F**k it.... I get paid this weekF**k it ....I go on holiday in 3.5 weeks.F**k it.....I`ve got drawing work coming out of my arse, so my jobs pretty secure.F**k it.....I do pretty much what I wantF**k it.....I love riding my bikeF**k it.....I enjoy a good beer and a glass of wineBest of all..........F**k it.....I could do with an equally smug young lass to share all my happiness with Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mojobanana Posted June 9, 2009 Share Posted June 9, 2009 F**k it! I'm expecting a phonecall today to arrange my new sofa delivery and I've gone and left my moby at home!Argh!!! Supposed to be out of the office for two days (up to Lutterworth) after today as well, but at least I can take the bike Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 9, 2009 Share Posted June 9, 2009 f**k it...I've been laid up in bed for 2 days now. I've taken more pain killers than a rhino could tollerate which aren't working and the feck all on TV. Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Susieque Posted June 9, 2009 Share Posted June 9, 2009 the people in the Council Tax Dept at Luton Borough Council are all a*seh*les and b*st*rds!!!!! F*ck It, F*ck It, F*ck It!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mojobanana Posted June 9, 2009 Share Posted June 9, 2009 F*ck It!!!Car MOT due = Friday. Knew about that, but scared it's gonna need something expensive.Car tax due = end of June... great £170 to Mr Brown and his cronies to spend on furniture. Bike due it's 4000 mile service pronto...Bike MOT = July...ffs... I need a cheap month! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mojobanana Posted June 9, 2009 Share Posted June 9, 2009 f**k it, furniture stores!!!Ordered a sofa 8 weeks ago with 8 week lead-time... phonecall today and I have to wait another 2 weeks.f**k it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted June 9, 2009 Share Posted June 9, 2009 Applied to join the Police. After writing 7 draft application forms (wanted to get it JUST right!) and waiting 4 months for a response..."you can try again in 6 months". Which I will...Ferk it!EDIT: Ferk it again because I'm ferked off that the Police recruitment department openly advertise the fact that if I was black, gay or a woman I'd have help filling the application form in and they'd pay for me to go on a course to help me get through the application process - "to help under represented minorities". Maybe I should apply as a black gay midget woman, from Alaska. f**k that, and f**k IT! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nman1 Posted June 10, 2009 Share Posted June 10, 2009 A relative of mine had exactly the same experience Pete. I`d tell em to feck off and let chaos rule if they can`t be arsed to employ people who want the job. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mr Miller Posted June 10, 2009 Share Posted June 10, 2009 Neil, you didn't say, 'f**k it!'Oh..........and f**k it from me, too! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nman1 Posted June 10, 2009 Share Posted June 10, 2009 "FECK IT" with knobs on then Mr M, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mr Miller Posted June 10, 2009 Share Posted June 10, 2009 Here now, knobs go in the 'Knob!' thread - this thread is only for the 'f**k it's'!You'll have the Moderators after you! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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