Mr Fro

Christ, get a room you two!

Getting home in a hurry so they can finger their sisters - much the same as HGV drivers.

I've done big commutes on a 125 (well, a 100 actually). Through towns and such is fine but an hour or more on dual carriageways get boring very quickly. If you can, do the DAS. Otherwise don't spend too much on a 125. If you buy right than you'll likely make your money back or better.

My old one has beading around the edge of it and a strap across the middle. Yours looks like it's had an aftermarket cover plonked on it. Like @fastbob said, if it's got "made in Japan" on most of the bits then it's almost definitely a nostalgia model. Someone, somewhere posted a list of the frame numbers for the nostalgia model - there were only a few hundred imported so there's not a huge amount of UK specific information. Compare yours to mine. Look at stuff like the engine casing - it's got "CDI Honda" on it, the bodywork is right, the gear sequence is right, it's got the correct stickers on the chain guard, the list goes on. That's an awful lot of trouble for someone to undertake just to mug you off! Just be happy that you've scored a desirable bike and ride the bloody thing!

This was my CG125 nostalgia which was 2001 registered: If you have a look about, these were imported in 1997 (I think) and not registered until later. Yours is spot on except for the iffy painting and the seat.

You know you're from 'Ull if your wife, sister and daughter are fewer than three people.

Looks like a Japanese nostalgia model although the mudguard and right hand engine casing are the wrong colour and the seat isn't right.

Most of the children to their "dads"?

One piece at a time.

Got to get rid of the chalky taste mate.

Do they not have reverse already or is that just the Goldwing?

Still going with llama piss.

Can't be tap water, it would be all furred up. I'm guessing llama piss.

I'm disappointed he didn't specify the type of glass in the kettle. Sloppy journalism.

Ran out of tile adhesive with 3 tiles to go. FUUUUUUCK!

Work is where I go for a rest!

How disappointing. With any luck it'll be dry enough here to be able to shove the lawnmower about later. That's after I've made a cake for the girl's birthday, prepared a party lunch for the outlaws and tiled the downstairs shitter.

I've got a soft spot for Indian bikes but that's really bad. The fairing must have some fabulous aerodynamic properties to be allowed to be so outrageously ugly.

No no no no no no no. No. No.

Now then now then children, settle down. All this naughty behaviour is going to end up in tears and possibly a flounce (taking bets now). Let's all calm down and recall that ultimately, on the internet, no-one really gives a shit about your opinion.

Do you need counselling for your PTSD now?

Great news, now people will be able to hear you're a c*nt, not just see it.

I look at your pannier and I think... 1950's yank tank fin...

Yeah, it would be good.

How much are you paying?