Mr Fro

Anyone who's commuted through central London at rush hour knows that's standard riding procedure.

Are Lucid Air available here yet?

Today it was the bloke on the A14 towing a trailer with a track car on it. Nothing wrong with that I hear you cry except when he indicated to pull in to lane 2, the left hand indicator came on on the trailer. The numpty had wired them the wrong way round.

2 x cod & a portion of chips is £14.20 over here. Huge load of chips hence just the one.

Well who is it then? You're like that girl across the street when I was a kid, got all the talk but when it comes to the crunch you ain't ready to give over the goodies.

Unfortunately for me (and I suppose my family), we're just outside the "certain immediate death zone" of a nuke if Vlad decided to donk the 'murcin bases. We'd have to therefore endure our final days growing two heads and puking up our insidey bits... Which will make a change from the norm. But yeah, utter bollocks, spot on. I've played enough PUBG to be an ace with a sniper rifle. All I need to do is wait for an airdrop with an AWM and an 8x scope and I'll sorted.

He's not that bloke with the super galactic engine thingy is he?

I suspect the "5 year rule" is based on typical use fatiguing tests on the shell. I've got a lid that must be approaching 20 years old that I would wear as it's spent most of it's life in a wardrobe. I think my current one is 6 or 7 years old and I have no concerns. Degrading due to UV is tosh however stretching the liner I can see as a reasonable argument. When I buy a new helmet it feels mega tight and by comparison, the old one feels as loose as a hookers vag.

I've got some Belgian clients and believe it or not, they actually are all on holiday next week.

Oh, and hi @Ricky

I went online last night to buy some more jeans and found that Levis have changed the colour of my favorite type. No only that but they seem to have Dwayne Dibley as their new model:

Jesus Christ. I must rush and tell my wife that it's not just me who's utterly unable to read other people's f*ucking minds.

Retro muscle bikes have always been cool.

Yeah, I was all set to join my local group. The call went like this: Them: Hello, blood bikes. Me: Oh hi, I'm interested in joining your group. Them: Great, can you tell me about your background? Me: Sure, I've been riding continuously for 20 years, held IAM for car & bike and held advanced police driving & riding permits. Them: Brilliant, that's the kind of thing we need. Do you know anybody in the group? Me: No. Them: Okay. All we can offer you is call handling then. Me: .... I'll think about it. Bye.

Got any pictures?

Dude, I feel your pain. I've only just finished the downstairs shitter and the wife said today over lunch "When are we going to make a start on the living room?". Translation for those who don't speak wife: "Why the f**k aren't you half way through doing it yet you lazy tw*t?" She's already started "thinking about" the bathroom, ensuite and kitchen so I just know that's minimally my summer f*cked.

Or keep the throttle on and take the corner sideways like a boss.

It's coz the air is fikka innit.

Does yours have the L8-4WK door locks? The ones that freeze shut on a cold morning?

My grandad had a couple of C50s in his garage which I used to sit on and then push round the garden once I was big enough. It was a slippery slope from there really!

Very nice!

Don't worry, the rest of us feel the same way.

Have you tried Maggi? It's a bit like runny marmite so you can slather it all over your food.

I used to own one (1970 SE5 for the anoraks). I had to cut away a small piece of bodywork to fit something or other and in the interests of science I lit the bit I chopped out. I was very much surprised by how quickly and fiercely it burned.

It wouldn't be a problem in the UK as the non insulated parts of the L&N plug pins cannot be exposed while touching the contacts in the socket.