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It's the space just in front of both of the houses and they're complaining that if I leave my car just in front of my carport (which is under the house) then they can't reverse their car out of their carport. I was looking at it thinking there's a clear line from their drive into the street, so they could just reverse that way (out to the left rather than the right), but no. Apparently the plans state that the space in front of my house is a turning area, and my neighbour is obviously the anal type (he's probably an accountant). The thing is, my car is rarely parked outside the house because I prefer to park it in my carport - 9 times out of 10 it's parked away and when I said that he said, "no it's not, you leave it out all night." I told him he was talking out of his arse and I wasn't interested, then I closed the door in his face. Basically if he knocks on my door whinging again I'll send him away and that if he bothers me again I'll be contacting the police with accusations of harassment. I'm a single female living alone and I should not have to put up with anyone bothering me in this way. I think about the kind of neighbour I could be, with loud music playing all night, my biker friends revving noisy bikes outside till all hours, and all he's got to moan about is that occasionally he can't get his car out of his drive the way he wants to. Well, frankly he should get a life and learn how to reverse. f**k 'em.

f**king NEIGHBOURS!!! They've knocked on my door three times now to complain about me leaving my car just outside my front door while I unload my shopping or get my bike out, and now they're accusing me of trespassing on my shared drive!!! How the f*ck can I trespass on my own property?!

Happy Birthday Hope you have a good birthday

Feel free to fork out £200 for me!!! I need a size 41, ta

Now there's a good idea, there's a cobbler near my work, will pop and ask him on Monday cheers Stu!

My poor soles....all worn down and as the rest of the boot is ok I found these on fleabay http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/SIDI-VERTIGO- ... 3a634cd9a3 Anyone ever put new soles on? How do you do it? Or am I just being stoopid and should buy new boots?

Right, have just put the two weeks either side of that date as holiday in my diary at work, can't book it till the new year but it's in. Can easily move it if the date changes

Congrats!

June or July are good for me... I could do with a nice holiday

No, of course you're not. Cos I says so

Happy birthday! Hope you have a lovely day

Happy birthday Lesley!!

Yellow Submarine - the Beatles

Urban legend has it that in the olden days (even before you were a young lad, Akey ) there was some posh French woman on a ship and she had seasickness. One of the lackeys shouted, "Ma'am et malade!" meaning, "madam is ill!" For some reason it was determined that 'marmalade' (until then, orange jam) was a great cure for seasickness and it adopted the name, "ma'am et malade" which if you say it out loud sounds a bit like marmalade. And garlic, because you've eaten it, it's all in your nasal/oral cavity you're constantly exposed to it so your brain neutralises it and looks for other things to smell. You adapt very easily, like august says. My turn: Why do birds, suddenly appear, every time, you are near?

Living on a Prayer - Bon Jovi

Road to Hell - Chris Rea

Asharin, I can so see the difference! You've done really well! I've now lost 22lbs, went shopping today and fit comfortably into a dress a whole size smaller than I usually wear. I can't quite believe it! Absolutely thrilled - and having a night off the exercise tonight.

Bright Side of the Road - Van Morrison

Very sad news, quite shocking as these guys are very talented.

It's a no from me too....I am just so skint and my dog's not that well may need to do vets at some stage. No from daz too, he can't make it. Sorry gareth, hope you all have a great time

Bit stunned to be honest, been a lot easier than I thought! Although I do a lot of exercise....

Weighed in today and confirmed my 20lb loss. Really pleased and tons fitter than I was. Feeling great

Made it to lunchtime?