fastbob

When you're ready , I'm not in a hurry to sell .

On my cycle to work I came upon a middle aged lady in her pants and a T-shirt screaming and shouting at someone in a 4x4 . At first I thought it was a drunken domestic row but actually the potential driver was an opportunistic thief who had blatantly walked into the lady's kitchen and taken the keys while she was dressing to go to work . Seeing my presence he thought better of it , hurled the keys at my head and legged it across a nearby playing field . It's terrifying to think that such scum are roaming a respectable neighborhood at eight in the morning looking for a crime to commit . The ethnicity of the thief is of no relevance .

That could mean that your bike is already a bit rich . What's your air filter like ? It could also mean that the Pilot Air Screws are a bit too open . No easy answer to that one because I'll bet there isn't a standard setting and they are an absolute bitch to accurately adjust on a hot engine . Then there's the possibility that a previous owner has meddled with the jet sizes .

Double powder coated apparently . So it should be happy living outdoors .

I have an adequate television . Thank you for your interest .

Are you suggesting that I possess a motorcycle that leaks oil and has dirt on it ?

Keep it in the living room .

I'm beginning to think this whole bloody thread is a wind up to be honest .

They could take a leaf out of the Travelling Community's book* . Go into an All you Can Eat for £5.99 Chinese Buffet restaurant , fill several plates to tower like proportions , send a text to summon six feral children who then rush in and scoff as much meat as they can cram into their mouths while the adults threaten to smash the place up . And yes , this did happen right in front of me . * I know .

I read that you can convert a 12v charger into a 6v charger by wiring a 12v headlight bulb in series . Sounds feasible .

One of us had to crack eventually . Daftest thread ever .

There's no need to get into a Tiswas about a bit of soapy water . https://youtu.be/NnPYmT6N69c

Shish kebabs ?

Don't ask me why this looks like you wrote it , I can't get on with this new format either . Anyway , if there aren't any Boy Scouts in your area who are willing to give your bike a scrub as part of " Bob a Job " week , why not offer some local ladies a couple of bottles of Prosecco and ten fags to do the job . Either way , you can always plead that they talked you into it if the soapy suds police are on the prowl .

Probably time to go to sleep . Night night .

Here's another one . https://photos.app.goo.gl/pYSE7HnjmWppWsqk7

Garage with house . My thinking too .

Probably not worth bothering until there's a triple roll over then.

So why not set it to half in the first place ?

https://youtu.be/d3kI6XPh8A0

I have lived and breathed spark plugs , oil , pistons , gears , chains , petrol , valves , camshafts , carburettors , exhaust pipes and the raucous rattle and roar of a proper ENGINE all my adult life and I'll be f**ked if I'm going to quit now . You can wizz about on a heap of batteries and a washing machine motor if you want but count me out . If I won the Lotto I wouldn't give one of these sterilised abominations a second glance . Instead I'd buy a few more Harleys and another GSXR 1100 then I'd buy myself a tanker of petrol and hide it somewhere .

Well go and buy one then . You've obviously got a great deal more money than I have .

Electric .. No

I have it ! Why not just get a sponge and some detergent and wait until it pisses with rain ? All the incriminating evidence of an inappropriate washing venue will be effectively camouflaged by all the other water . I'm a genius , think I'll have a lie down now .

Bio degradable or not , I wouldn't appreciate someone washing their bike on my lawn . The detergent could still kill the grass and any worms living in the soil . Just wash your bike where it is . Do you honestly think the Police haven't got enough to worry about ?