You’ll find rude is one of this forums premium qualities. They can sandwich rude into anything, it’s a skill set. Someone will be along in a minute to slate this reply, it’s part of the.. of the... umm it’s part of something, dunno what mind you... urr stress relief for the repressed? Log on, call someone a w*nker, the OP applies their finest witty repartee usually along the lines of “you’re a tw*t” Job done, everyone happy. Next topic It is that time of year with TOTY just around the corner Give a couple more weeks and the Twatish Carols will start We Wish you a Merry Twatting Silent Twat Away in a Twatter We Three Twats Oh Little Twat Little Twat of TMBF The Twelve Twats of TMBF Jingle Twat And my favourite Rudolph the Red Nose Twat An excellent service but can we have some pop songs too? All I want for Christmas is a twat? Rocking around the Christmas twat? iiittttttsss TWATMAS