Thought I'd replied to this, must have forgotten to press 'submit' downstairs. Thanks Ian, very kind of you. I'm good for chains and locks, I've collected them like a lothario picks up STDs. I'm planning on turning the garage into Fort Knox with the Beast lock and chain through a Y-Anchor...as well as a host of other anchor points. Pretty much overkill seeing as the worst crimes we've seen for months on end was a couple of light-fingered folk in the village shop and reports of a drive-by shouting. You would like my village here in North Beds by the river lol. Very similar but the bloody cyclists and barking dogs! I am thinking of approaching the police about another rural station but the amount of tea those cnuts drink when they congregate in Risely puts the council tax up. Oh and the farmers still moan about rural crime and leave thousznds of pounds worth of quads and telehandlers lying around with keys on top of the tyres lol. Cheers Ian