Tiggie

My money was on six making this joke first

I'm pretty good at the filleting And the cooking Just need to practice the catching bit

oops Happy Birthday for yesterday!

Only job interview I went to on the bike was for a valeter at a bike garage. Didn't wear a suit for that as seemed a bit pointless. Didn't get the job though so maybe I should of made the effort

I have had several long breaks in between

When on holiday and I get chatting to someone and the inevitable question of where you from comes up I always say either Ilkley or Skipton

Closest ones to me are Bradford or Keighley so I'll leave it to your imagination

Has anyone seen this website? its hilarious www.ilivehere.co.uk Heres an example of whats to offer: Hull Never been there before today, didn’t believe all the adverse comments but **** me WHAT A SH*THOLE. **** empty shops with useless staff, food takeaways serving cold **** and none of the tech works to order and pay for your Big Mac (no names, no packdrill); empty arcades; dirty water. And then there are the residents. I won’t say people as obviously there have been many years of genetic mutation caused by trawler men breeding with cod and haddock, but the results are all over the sh*tty city – five generations of pop eyed. big gobbed, fat bellied f*ckwits with fins and tails and VERY low intelligence. Unlike many **** towns where the problem rests with feckless youth, there are as many septuagenarian druggy wasters and alkies as gormless yobs. You can even find yourself poked in the ribs by some dirty old bag with a walking aid trying to pinch your table in a coffee shop – trust me, it was the nearest that her crutch had been to a male for a long time…human male anyway….. I managed to stay for two and a half hours. By the end I had to get away or I might have been mistaken for a rabies sufferer, frothing at the mouth with unmitigated hatred for this bloody awful hell-hull. While it might be argued that the only way forward is to destroy this horror-set, all the ways and means have associated problems. For example, some might advocate using tunnelling equipment to undermine the foundations, sink the city and thus drown all of them, but they do have piscatorial genes and may just swim away, landing somewhere else and f*cking that up too. Equally, inviting Putin to carry out a full scale novachuk trial in Hull is appealing but it may not be totally effective on such simple, limited beings of the kind that live, smoke, drink and breed there. The nuclear option has its fans but controlling the fallout is difficult – don’t want to destroy nice places like Beverley. Hence dear reader I am inviting you to come up with your own imaginative ways of dealing with the Hull problem. The best ideas will win a prize – a day in Hull to put your masterplan into place! See if you can stand it for more than two and a half hours! Good Luck!

but.....but... who will say good morning to me every day?

Depends on age. Mine was 12 years old with 22,000 miles when I bought it. Didnt sound bad to me as it works out around 1800 miles a year averaged out.

[mention]rennie[/mention] Good Morning, Goodnight

I believe I may flounce for another year at this rate

Just had to explain to my Wife why i'm pissing myself laughing

Testing

it sounds not so friendly

In this day and age I didnt think someone's orientation mattered anymore

I think I got offered that for my 2000th

On drive past a roadside cafe the other day I was shocked how many cars and people were hanging around. No distancing going on either

Happens with android too, think its a mobile thing [mention]Stu[/mention] is this something you are aware of? or are we all being muppets and doing it wrong?

I know you aren't a big cruiser fan but that is a lovely looking bike

Abs light will sometimes stay on until you have ridden a while. Was like that with my car at least, needed to drive approx 100 metres before it'd switch off after I replaced sensor

[mention]XTreme[/mention] I had to google, its another name for the idle jet which is what i've always known it as

He's right I'm afraid [mention]XTreme[/mention] Hull Is more known for its gloryholes so nobody has to look at each other and get put off by the webbed fingers and toes

I honestly think they wont be bothered as it's leaving the country anyway.