Tiggie

I know What I know - Paul Simon

Show off

There was a man that received a parrot for his birthday. This parrot was fully grown with a bad attitude and worse vocabulary. Every other word was an expletive. Those that weren't expletives were, to say the least, rude. The man tried hard to change the bird's attitude and was constantly saying polite words, playing soft music, anything he could of. Nothing worked. He yelled at the bird, and the bird got worse. He shook the bird and the bird got madder and ruder. Finally, in a moment of desperation, he put the parrot in the freezer. For a few moments he heard the bird squawking and kicking and screaming, and then, suddenly, there was quiet. The man was frightened that he might have actually hurt the bird and quickly opened the freezer door. The parrot calmly stepped out onto the man's extended arm and said: "I'm sorry that I might have offended you with my language and actions and ask for your forgiveness. I will endeavour to correct my behaviour." The man was astounded at the bird's change in attitude and was about to ask what had changed him ... when the parrot continued: "May I ask what the chicken did wrong?"

French Kissin' in the USA - Debbie Harry

Rock the boat - Hues Corporation

Gear or chainsaw oil and a 1inch brush but i'm a tight arse

friends will be friends - Queen

I am being a lazy git too Now you wont get to see my 11 year old astra estate

I can't do next Saturday, not that a member who hasn't been on the forum in 2 years or even has a bike should hold much sway in the vote

Works for me

Bugger, I'm actually available for once as well!! (though I'd be coming in a car anyway so weather doesn't exactly matter to me

I'm not coming now though technically Saturday is my day off I forgot my boss is away so I have to work 9-1 doing prep work for the other fryer Have fun

Quite literally

Might be an idea to put this on the site news so it doesn't get hidden amongst the counter-steering & which chinese bike? threads

fairly certain its just a meet-up & chat rather than a ride-out. though I'm sure some members might plan a ride as well i'm from Yorkshire but will be in car

thats it. I'm coming now and I'm bringing my 8 year old, I'll let her drink coke and eat sweets until she runs around annoying you with a massive sugar rush

I'm going back to Facebook where I don't have to put up with this abuse

I would only come in car anyway but I don't think she will be interested somehow

I may turn up, its a rare day that me & the wife have off together though and she gets a bit funny when I plan things on them

Happy Birthday!! saw this and thought of you

I've learnt my lesson after doing that last time

I wonder how many of those posts were informative, useful or entertaining?

rumour has it he removed the button because no-one ever liked his posts

Lifesaver is your last check before committing to the turn

Happy Birthday!!!