cockercas Posted November 22, 2014 Share Posted November 22, 2014 Tell your wife/girlfriend you think she's a lazy fat bone idle moody **** who needs to start pulling her weight in the nicest possible way? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Fro Posted November 22, 2014 Share Posted November 22, 2014 The same way you ask the mrs if she wouldn't mind awfully cleaning up her skid marks in the bog rather than leaving them for everyone else to admire. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Who else but Quagmire Posted November 22, 2014 Share Posted November 22, 2014 You pack her bags and put them by the front door, in the meantime, keep looking at your mobile phone and giggling (making it sound the text alert noise) but don't let her see it.Happy to help. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cockercas Posted November 22, 2014 Author Share Posted November 22, 2014 You pack her bags and put them by the front door, in the meantime, keep looking at your mobile phone and giggling (making it sound the text alert noise) but don't let her see it.Happy to help. That's all I can come up with There's the door GTFO. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Six30 Posted November 22, 2014 Share Posted November 22, 2014 Get your balls out of her handbag and just tell her.She'll ge the hump how ever nicely you try and tell her Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cockercas Posted November 22, 2014 Author Share Posted November 22, 2014 Get your balls out of her handbag and just tell her.She'll ge the hump how ever nicely you try and tell her What about her toothbrush. Should I pull that out my arse to? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BikerMooFromMars Posted November 22, 2014 Share Posted November 22, 2014 Sounds like a loving, worthwhile relationship you've got there Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Six30 Posted November 22, 2014 Share Posted November 22, 2014 At least there won't be a custody battle over who's taking the Hoover when they split up . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cockercas Posted November 22, 2014 Author Share Posted November 22, 2014 At least there won't be a custody battle over who's taking the Hoover when they split up . She can have it. I got bored of telling her to stop buying cheap crap hoovers that brake all the time and buy a good one. It not like she's paying for it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rebel Rach Posted November 23, 2014 Share Posted November 23, 2014 Get her to join the forum it will work in 2 ways: 1. She can read this post and see how you really feel. And 2. There's always someone on the forum who happy to minesweep another members wife/girlfriend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebendyfox Posted November 23, 2014 Share Posted November 23, 2014 A reward chart? For every household task she does, you buy her an item of makeup/chocolate.This may be sarcastic, but in all seriousness, but if you really cant have an adult conversation with her about a relatively minor matter such as this, you need to start thinking heavily about your future together. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
min200 Posted November 23, 2014 Share Posted November 23, 2014 Seriously are you joking??? Grow a pair tell her exactly what you think then duck and cover! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joeman Posted November 23, 2014 Share Posted November 23, 2014 Simple.. Hire a really sexy cleaner to come over and do the housework... Women are competitive so she will very quickly feel the need to out clean the cleaner Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cockercas Posted November 23, 2014 Author Share Posted November 23, 2014 A reward chart? For every household task she does, you buy her an item of makeup/chocolate.This may be sarcastic, but in all seriousness, but if you really cant have an adult conversation with her about a relatively minor matter such as this, you need to start thinking heavily about your future together. She dosnt want more chocolate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonniebird Posted November 23, 2014 Share Posted November 23, 2014 Simple.. Hire a really sexy cleaner to come over and do the housework... Women are competitive so she will very quickly feel the need to out clean the cleaner Unlikely Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bex Posted November 23, 2014 Share Posted November 23, 2014 Simple.. Hire a really sexy cleaner to come over and do the housework... Women are competitive so she will very quickly feel the need to out clean the cleaner If my man did that I'd just hire a sexy Gardner. If he is willing to pay someone to clean why would I .To be honest though, putting this on a forum is not the most ideal is it. Part of me thinks that it's a joke and the rest of methinks that your not right in airing your dirty laundry on a public forum. Obviously a lack of respect from you and possibly from her. Be an adult and talk to her and not us. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joeman Posted November 23, 2014 Share Posted November 23, 2014 Simple.. Hire a really sexy cleaner to come over and do the housework... Women are competitive so she will very quickly feel the need to out clean the cleaner If my man did that I'd just hire a sexy Gardner. Thats the competitive streak coming through.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glorian Posted November 24, 2014 Share Posted November 24, 2014 Tell her.. If she flips off the handle its because she knows she is wrong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fozzie Posted November 24, 2014 Share Posted November 24, 2014 Obviously a lack of respect from you and possibly from her. Be an adult and talk to her and not us. This really, if you're still with her. If she was an ex you wanted to vent over possibly this would have been in better taste. But I doubt she'd be happy seeing this on here, does she know your thoughts?Lack of respect I think is a growing issue today. The internet shows how awful people can be in certain places, bitter, twisted and shouting their mouths off. But I think it says a lot for regular people too, even just people with a common interest in biking here.I rarely, if ever argue with people in real life, I talk it out... I'm yet to have a fight with Bikermoo in all the time we've been together. Yet if I was asked where do I get the most grief from other people, I'd say internet message boards. So if people with a common interest in bikes can't get along, I can't imagine some people in relationships these days do much better. A bit Merely speculating why the OP might feel this was the place to vent about his lady. With the new extremes certain groups have shown we go to, it might show why we do things that to many, appear disrespectful. As the other take on the OP's post is that his lady doesn't respect him, and he's venting about it. Just to give some balance Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grumpy Old Git Posted November 24, 2014 Share Posted November 24, 2014 More beer will help though! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cockercas Posted November 24, 2014 Author Share Posted November 24, 2014 I dont drink. She knows, all you ever get back is a sarcastic 'right'.Your lucky fozzie, you cant work with idiots. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fozzie Posted November 24, 2014 Share Posted November 24, 2014 I dont drink. She knows, all you ever get back is a sarcastic 'right'.Your lucky fozzie, you cant work with idiots. In that case sounds like there's been a break down in respect there on her part. Time to lay the law!Not as far as an ultimatum, but a "you've got to change your attitude or we are going to have major problems". If she kicks off then it sounds fairly dead in the water. If she's been doing what she perceives to be a lot then we have a conflict in the value of what each other does and it needs resolving.I don't work with idiots luckily, while BP don't make the best value fuel in the world, their staff are professional However I did have a moment where I took a long sigh lately at one of the engineers. He did some of my work as he was in a rush to get something done, but in the process buggered it up and left a mess that would have had a backlash coming back onto me.Trick is not to give idiots a chance to piss you off by always checking them out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cockercas Posted November 24, 2014 Author Share Posted November 24, 2014 Ive just watched 2 experinced tradesmen spend half a hour trying to work out why silicone wont come out of a tube. Eventualy they worked out they hadnt cut the end of the tube. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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