gymwitch Posted May 4, 2020 Posted May 4, 2020 Hubs is getting me my bike test for my birthday !!! I think im actually going to explode with delight. Considering the fact that it was an emphatic OH THE HELL NO when i brought it up in a convo last year.......hmmmmm me thinks he has summat up his sleeve....I DONT CARE IM GUNNA GET A BIG NOISY BIKE !!! just gotta pass the damned test first Quote
Ian Frog Posted May 4, 2020 Posted May 4, 2020 Don't worry a bit of study and probably agreeing to his demands for weird and perverse sex for a few months and you can go and mortgage your soul for the fun and freedom.Hey if I crack the 200mph the race Busa will be up for sale lol.Congrats in advance now go for it!!CheersIan Quote
Tiggie Posted May 4, 2020 Posted May 4, 2020 When is your Birthday? he's probably having a wind-up knowing full well no training centre is open for the foreseeable Quote
Guest Richzx6r Posted May 4, 2020 Posted May 4, 2020 Don't worry a bit of study and probably agreeing to his demands for weird and perverse sex for a few months and you can go and mortgage your soul for the fun and freedom.Hey if I crack the 200mph the race Busa will be up for sale lol.Congrats in advance now go for it!!CheersIan I hope I'm going to get a stab on the race busa I'm sure I could break the 200mph and I'd look better doing it Quote
Ian Frog Posted May 4, 2020 Posted May 4, 2020 Don't worry a bit of study and probably agreeing to his demands for weird and perverse sex for a few months and you can go and mortgage your soul for the fun and freedom.Hey if I crack the 200mph the race Busa will be up for sale lol.Congrats in advance now go for it!!CheersIan I hope I'm going to get a stab on the race busa I'm sure I could break the 200mph and I'd look better doing it I keep telling you that you have more chance of getting pregnant lol.I said I would let you sample the road going one after all !Now we shouldn't hijack [mention]gymwitch[/mention] `s thread as she is fizzing with exitement !CheersIan Quote
Guest Richzx6r Posted May 4, 2020 Posted May 4, 2020 Don't worry a bit of study and probably agreeing to his demands for weird and perverse sex for a few months and you can go and mortgage your soul for the fun and freedom.Hey if I crack the 200mph the race Busa will be up for sale lol.Congrats in advance now go for it!!CheersIan I hope I'm going to get a stab on the race busa I'm sure I could break the 200mph and I'd look better doing it I keep telling you that you have more chance of getting pregnant lol.I said I would let you sample the road going one after all !Now we shouldn't hijack @gymwitch `s thread as she is fizzing with exitement !CheersIan This is very true, and [mention]gymwitch[/mention] I do apologise for that slight on my part Quote
Guest Richzx6r Posted May 4, 2020 Posted May 4, 2020 I hope it comes off for you [mention]gymwitch[/mention] bigger bikes are definitely safer I firmly believe Quote
Bender Posted May 4, 2020 Posted May 4, 2020 Good luck with the test Ohh and although your excited now that's nothing to how excited your going to be when you pass. Quote
Guest Richzx6r Posted May 4, 2020 Posted May 4, 2020 Good luck with the test Ohh and although your excited now that's nothing to how excited your going to be when you pass. So excited she may explode with the excitement Quote
Bender Posted May 4, 2020 Posted May 4, 2020 Good luck with the test Ohh and although your excited now that's nothing to how excited your going to be when you pass. So excited she may explode with the excitement Bang Quote
Gerontious Posted May 4, 2020 Posted May 4, 2020 Buy jaffa cakes. reward yourself with a lie-in. and a nice warm beverage. avoid adverts for life insurance for a week. live a little. Quote
gymwitch Posted May 4, 2020 Author Posted May 4, 2020 Hijack away i love the bants ohhhhh i canny wait !! Hes doing his test too. I think he wants a tourer type bike that we can take with the motorhome and pillion on it. Im keepin Betty for nipping to work and stuffs plus i love her. His dad is getting frail and wants us to take his verago 250......gunna need a bigger shed Quote
Guest Posted May 4, 2020 Posted May 4, 2020 A female getting excited? Works for me! What you say [mention]Six30[/mention]? Quote
Six30 Posted May 4, 2020 Posted May 4, 2020 A female getting excited? Works for me! What you say @Six30? you know it [mention]XTreme[/mention] that's why I cant post pics of myself on here … this place would be like Niagara fooking Falls Quote
Guest Richzx6r Posted May 4, 2020 Posted May 4, 2020 A female getting excited? Works for me! What you say @Six30? you know it @XTreme that's why I cant post pics of myself on here … this place would be like Niagara fooking Falls What with the tears Quote
Stu Posted May 4, 2020 Posted May 4, 2020 A female getting excited? Works for me! What you say @Six30? you know it @XTreme that's why I cant post pics of myself on here … this place would be like Niagara fooking Falls What with the tears More like people pissing themselves laughing Quote
Six30 Posted May 4, 2020 Posted May 4, 2020 [mention]XTreme[/mention] look at the jealousy of the ugly bunch and [mention]gymwitch[/mention] first time pass Quote
Stu Posted May 4, 2020 Posted May 4, 2020 @XTreme look at the jealousy of the ugly bunch Hang on a minute! you can't pick on my condition you know!! its not my fault I look like quasimodo at the minute! jeez! Quote
Guest Posted May 4, 2020 Posted May 4, 2020 @XTreme look at the jealousy of the ugly bunch And I cant help thinking that the prospect of the aforementioned Vaginal Tsunami could have cost you the Mod gig!I don't think [mention]Stu[/mention] could have coped with mopping the place out everyday........along with the overpowering smell of fish. Quote
Mawsley Posted May 4, 2020 Posted May 4, 2020 Vaginal Tsunami Was, in fact, my working porn name when I filmed "Enter The Dragon (from behind)" and "Fist (f******) Of Fury" Quote
gymwitch Posted May 5, 2020 Author Posted May 5, 2020 A female getting excited? Works for me! What you say @Six30? Aaaaaand here we go wondered when you would surface Quote
gymwitch Posted May 5, 2020 Author Posted May 5, 2020 [mention]Six30[/mention] im hoping for a 1st time pass !!! Im pants at tests though. Do stupid shit passed first time in the car though. My mother was one of the first lady bus drivers for Ribble in Preston and she saved our lives in a near death disaster on the mway once. Shes my hero !!! Bloody awesome driver. Will do my best !!! Eeeeeeeek !!! gunna go read the hell out of the relevant thread on here. Looks like loads of good info on there. Quote
Stu Posted May 5, 2020 Posted May 5, 2020 @Six30 im hoping for a 1st time pass !!! Im pants at tests though. Do stupid shit passed first time in the car though. My mother was one of the first lady bus drivers for Ribble in Preston and she saved our lives in a near death disaster on the mway once. Shes my hero !!! Bloody awesome driver. Will do my best !!! Eeeeeeeek !!! gunna go read the hell out of the relevant thread on here. Looks like loads of good info on there. Bus drivers are the best drivers thats why Quote
Hoggs Posted May 5, 2020 Posted May 5, 2020 Bus drivers are the best drivers thats why I wanna bash you for being a lazy bugger with your 300 days off a year but I don't want [mention]gymwitch[/mention] to think I'm slaggin her obviously hero mum who probably worked much harder than Stu ever will the work shy bast*rd. Quote
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