Popular Post Davidtav Posted February 5 Popular Post Posted February 5 So there is an article in today’s Daily Mail about a new range of Gregg Wallace ready meals. I made a comment to suggest that they should put innuendos on the packaging. Got red arrowed … but I was thinking about it this morning, well I’m retired nothing else to do, and I thought what they should do is rebrand these meals as “Greggs Quicky Meals”. As I said with an “ooh arr” slightly cheeky innuendo on the package. I reckon it would be a winner. Slightly different from every other ready meal. And not everyone is as offended as the BBC thinks. Although I’m retired my career was actually in Marketing I’ve just posted my million quid idea on an online forum lol 10 Quote
Simon Davey Posted February 5 Posted February 5 I think you're on to something! What you suggest is funny, and although it takes the p1ss out of GW, that's of course, what would sell. You don't need telling though..... He's just an old fashioned red blooded male, that overstepped the mark too many times. 1 Quote
Mississippi Bullfrog Posted February 6 Posted February 6 Who the heck is Greg Wallace? Some guy with a dog? He invents things. 1 1 Quote
Mickly Posted February 6 Posted February 6 18 hours ago, Davidtav said: So there is an article in today’s Daily Mail about a new range of Gregg Wallace ready meals. I made a comment to suggest that they should put innuendos on the packaging. Got red arrowed … but I was thinking about it this morning, well I’m retired nothing else to do, and I thought what they should do is rebrand these meals as “Greggs Quicky Meals”. As I said with an “ooh arr” slightly cheeky innuendo on the package. I reckon it would be a winner. Slightly different from every other ready meal. And not everyone is as offended as the BBC thinks. Although I’m retired my career was actually in Marketing I’ve just posted my million quid idea on an online forum lol Something like ‘Spit Roast Chicken Dinner For 3’ … ‘Toed in the Hole’ Or ‘Cock is Leaking Soup’ 7 Quote
Simon Davey Posted February 6 Posted February 6 49 minutes ago, Mickly said: Something like ‘Spit Roast Chicken Dinner For 3’ … ‘Toed in the Hole’ Or ‘Cock is Leaking Soup’ Here ya go mate, one shiny TV presenting job, you're perfect for it. 1 Quote
bud Posted February 6 Posted February 6 How about not on your Nellie Melba pudding? If you didn't know. Peach Melba was named after this famous opera singer. 2 1 Quote
S-Westerly Posted February 6 Posted February 6 4 hours ago, Mississippi Bullfrog said: Who the heck is Greg Wallace? Some guy with a dog? He invents things. Thought the inventor was Barnes Wallace but I'm probably confused. 2 Quote
Bender Posted February 6 Posted February 6 15 minutes ago, S-Westerly said: Thought the inventor was Barnes Wallace but I'm probably confused. Think reference was Wallace and grommet by ekk 3 Quote
Davidtav Posted February 6 Author Posted February 6 I’ve wasted time thinking about this nonsense ! Im thinking of some strap lines such as: ”when you need a quicky” ”Greggs quickies always hit the spot” and I’m thinking there is more scope about G spot and Greggs name beginning with G Nothing over sexual on the packaging. Just maybe: ”ooh that’s saucy” ”add spice to life” hey gang we have a marketing campaign! Now who sells these ready meals? 2 Quote
husoi Posted February 6 Posted February 6 Is during times like these I wish we could have a "ignore thread" button 4 Quote
RideWithStyles Posted February 7 Posted February 7 Or avoids key words like GS, Harley, MotoGP, clueless bought …..off internet/china and I can’t get it to work - help. Quote
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