Hoggs

Get a Chinese bike, you'll definitely outlast that

Dunno. Google maps probably will though

Hello and welcome Keep on top of the weekly checks (oil tyres chain etc) and you should be alright

Where's Glorian when you actually need him?

OOH I love these... Hmm I reckon curly wurlys clock in at 188.968kg and the Fazer at 189 kg... but not sure if my figures include wrappers..... Also the fazer is dry weight. Wet weight is 205kgs so a clean winner

I had a feeling gold was weighed in different terms but couldn't remember if it was less or more! Stupid things sounding the same but not

ooh ooh how about a ton of lead vs a tonne of lead

me and Hoggfather will vote for Walden as we have already been to Berkhamsted

Hahaha harsh but fair Hopefully ianonne will finish as he's in my fantasy league team....

Well that should mix it up! Unless it does rain. In which case it will still mix it up

Don't think there's anything official on readings tyre yet. They thought it was a blow out but then maybe hugger rubbing on the tyre and delaminated it. Ripped the back of the bike to shreds though

Yeah turn 1 caught a lot out! Don't think any of us were surprised Cal was one of them........

I rode a 125 intruder from London to Dorset. Kills the inside of your thighs

Wow! Have fun and take lots of breaks

I addition to the above I got a rear tyre puncture fixed a while back and back felt terrible. Turns out the alignment was out by about a turn on one side. Levelled it up and felt loads better

Awesome thanks Baggy reading the January one now. Works well even on my small phone screen

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ooh sounds like a plan EDITED FOR CLARITY AFTER GIN SHOUTED AT ME: I like the plan of meeting at a pub in Puckeridge at about 12 grabbing some lunch then going to hadley castle

An interesting counter offer.... I accept

We want a packet of bourbons per new member we lure on here

Location will be somewhere in that circle of doom

But we all like loud bikes so we'd be cool

You mean yours dosn't fog up 3 seconds after you have put it down? Mine is a nightmare :-/ I really only ever use it with the main visor up... so no

I did think this!! But then how do you get it home?

hahaha excellent