Hoggs

I appear to be free the 11/12th

Sorry to hear that Liam - but all good advice above so I will say try all of that!

I'll nominate the cyclist who shot out from in front of a bus from the left in front of me at a roundabout (god knows where he came from). It scared the shit out of him and he apologised so maybe only half a nob. Hopefully he'll start checking rather than just assuming in future.

Shiny! What did you use on the sprocket cover?

yeah think it's going to be close between him and Mamola this year

Neil you sure you got people who are actually racing this year in your team?

Was that aimed at me And I had to be careful not to run over the bloke with the red flag. of course not Also awesome work Riston you got the practicals booked yet?

Nice apart from the cold bum

When I did my car test didn't even have the hazard awareness bit. That's how old I am. Quick someone chime in with how they didn't even have a theory bit!!

Wait... does this mean I may have to wait 4 years for my pint????

Old style vid clips here: http://www.theory-test-online.co.uk/free-hazard-perception-test-demo.htm" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false; But the mechanics are the same - as Arwen said, click once when you first see the hazard (eg a fast car coming down a side road) then click again as it develops (the car is not slowing down and is now close to the main road) and then as the hazard actually "happens" (car wildly pulls out in front of you) I failed the first time for not clicking enough because if you click when you spot the hazard but the computer doesn't think you should have spotted it yet you will get nil points. So a couple of extra clicks will guarantee you some points. Don't click in a rhythm and try not to panic click. If you do overclick on a video it's not the end of the world as there are enough videos to mean you can lose one. Good luck keep us updated

Ok I'm willing to bet a pint he won't return

Well there was the spurs fight to keep people entertained 12 yellow cards was it????

Meh stoner hates the racing "life" of travelling and doing all the press stuff I don't think he'll come back

Well he's used to being a number 2 rider Hmm mm well reckon Vinales may still be on the move so him to honda and ianonne to suzuki? Think I ianonne is a bit too wild for honda especially with marquez riding how he is

Either of them green? I probably wasn't here when you were last... so HIYA!

I had to return a DAB radio for exchange (to currys) as it weirdly died many years ago. Took it back with all the receipts and the guy tried to tell me I had to pay an additional 20 quid as the price had increased since I bought it I asked if there was an adult I could speak to

Sheesh how big was that bird??

How I feel when people mention issues with Chinese tech http://i.imgur.com/4QW0eag.gif' alt='IMGUR>'>

eating fewer beans helps that problem as well....................................oops you meant the bike back firing Beans! Beans! The musical fruit! The more you eat the more you toot!

I'm not sure how the insurance side works...but.... I think you're be uninsured as soon as you took the restrictors out and I dunno if you could get cover to use your bike on the test because you haven't passed your test..... Also I think you have to have a qualified instructor ride with you not a mate (like you can in cars). You could just be able to pay for an instructor and bike hire for a couple of hours - then you're all nice and legal.

The pm stays in your outbox until it's been read if that helps

I use redex (just onnnnnnnneeeee shot) every fill up and it appears to have fixed my backfire issue so must be doing something

Well I'd say now he's jumping ship that is probably true

I prefered the other one