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  1. fastbob

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    They're still finding unexploded bombs in Swansea now! Don't know if similar is happening in Coventry @fastbob........cos that took a hammering as well? Every few years the Ring Road gets closed when something is found .
  2. Ok , I've just remembered that I do actually have a watch . Mine is a Casio " Bin Laden " watch . I'll leave it up to anyone who is interested to Google the reason behind this unlikely nickname .
  3. fastbob

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    Welcome to the forum .
  4. Batch where I live . https://yougov.co.uk/topics/food/articles-reports/2018/07/20/cobs-buns-baps-or-barm-cakes-what-do-people-call-b
  5. I've bought one of these and the quality is very good . Kawasaki price £309.50 which is just shy of what I paid for the whole bike . It's a bit difficult to stand on principle when you're offered a 90% discount .
  6. Right up there with a chip butty. Utterly pointless in my opinion. Pointless ? The Barm, or Batch as we would say in Coventry, is an ideal way to hold the hot pie in the street if you haven't got any chips to rest it on . Seems entirely practical to me .
  7. The height of sophistication .
  8. Been asked this a few times . I can't even walk in a straight line while listening to music . So no , definitely not . As for audiobooks , that sounds stupidly dangerous to me .
  9. your Dolphinitely going overboard now. There's no connection between Dolphins and Fish and Chip Shops! I'd say I've done you up like a kipper! I think you may be floundering a little there .
  10. If I ever need a refresher course in venting spleen in an eloquent and entertaining manner I've always got one of your posts to turn to . For that reason Mark , I would love you to remain a contributor .
  11. It's nothing new . Boeing B29 .... Or is it ?
  12. No contribution from Johnny Two Words , probably deep fried his brain by now . By the way , anyone familiar with Black Country Orange Chips ? I keep meaning to pop over and try some .
  13. Who says it's going to be a two wheeler ? I'd be tempted given the terrain .
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    Hello and welcome . Nothing wrong with a 500 . I've done some really great trips on an old ER5 recently .
  15. I'll give you that one . Anyone talking about Motorcycles today ?
  16. That guy looks like a faggot to me! Oh peas , don't be going mushy .
  17. Nah . I had a Timex for my 21st birthday but that was it .
  18. Allow me to chip in .
  19. Don't be too hasty , it's a really slow day in the office .
  20. Great score ! Someone on the ER5 FB group was clearing out a job lot of ER5 junk so I persuaded him to flog me just the bars complete with controls , switchgear and bar ends for £10 ! Jumped on the Harley and shot over to Hinckley to grab them .
  21. I'm just hoping he doesn't mention Aerostitch. Too much effort . Just a picture will do . He wouldn't want to tire out his wanking hand or pea sized brain by contributing something useful or interesting .
  22. Boots...
  23. Weh hey ! There he goes ! The pointless twat .
  24. I would hardly call idley jotting down a few words because I'm bored at work losing my shit but I'm always up for a pointless argument . I always remember this one.......I was pissing myself at the time! Especially when he kept repeating "Okay Boomer".......and you bit every time! Screenshot 2020-09-21 123142.jpg Screenshot 2020-09-21 123701.jpg I could barely type because I was trembling with rage at the time . Someone has got to do it .
  25. It certainly looked shite from the clip I saw .
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