Tiggie

I have 2 lids, a flip and a regular. The flip one is much noiser in comparison but is much better when you want to talk to someone

looks like its getting done wish I could find out who voted for what though

bugger, polls at 50/50, looks like I'll only be getting half done!!

I already have a barcode on there. Gets me discount on condoms when scanned. Only problem is I sometimes get too excited and it scans as an extra large baguette [emoji12]

long story short, the tattooist next door to my work has offered me a discount on a tattoo. Not too bothered about them but I thought it would be a laugh to get the forum logo tattooed somewhere on my body. Yes I know it is permanent etc but I have had a good time with this forum, met a lot of great people, had fantastic times at the rallies which I hope will continue for years to come so it will have meaning to me. anyway I will leave it up to the forum to decide. The poll runs until monday night, should I do it or not?

Happy Birthday!! have Lou running around like your personal slave all day

I have just read that since Wednesday there has been 21 reported crimes including a rape at this years Reading festival. In comparison this years Bulldog Bash had no reported crimes or arrests. Guess which one the Police want to shut down again?

Just thought I would say that at the weekend it was the usual behaviour seen at every TMBF rally I have been to. We didn't behave any differently in light of you being there Throttled!!!

last time I went on holiday I took the petrol tank off and put it in my shed! bit extreme for day to day but it made me feel better while I was away

Long Brown Wavy Hair - Led Zeppelin

he is a big man who carries an axe so I'll play it safe and not comment

also look at the connections to the starter motor, might be dirty/rusty

Home and dry!! Thanks to everyone involved for a great weekend once again. Great to see familiar faces and new ones too. Here's to next year

Happy birthday!! Great weekend for it to fall on!

something wrong when the site owner of a MOTORBIKE forum comes in a bloody car

just opened up my hold-all that I haven't used since last years rally. Found my spada waterproof trousers I thought had been lost along with an assortment of sweet wrappers. I seem to of lost all my tent pegs though so guess I'm off to halfords

The phone charger adapter won't put 12v into your phone, same as when you plug it into your house socket it doesn't get 240v pumped through its poor electric bits!

It must be easy, I've got one!

Use the socket on cats bike. Simples!!!

I really really should dig out my tent and give it an airing and make sure its all there before turning up on Friday!

lending? I thought he kept it!!!

if you can't fit it in time try and bring it along anyway, megawatt will LOVE to have a reason to use his angle grinder and welder

that reminds me of when I worked at a newsagent. Woman came in and asked me if we sold pornos. I pointed her over to the magazines. She wandered over, then stomped back to me and said quite loudly ' I said polos, MINTS!'