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I think we should all start carrying waterpistols in holsters so that we can irritate the hell out of cyclists when we're out riding.

That was one of my ideas for stopping them undertaking trucks as they turn left.

Fit a sprinkler system to the indicators, so when the left indicator comes on, a sprinkler on the left side of the vehicle starts squirting water. Maybe then they would think twice about undertaking and getting themselves splatted!

Or do what a few mates of mine done back in the day, disconnect rear screen washer pipe and angle it straight out the side of the headlight so they can spray any us suspecting victim lol

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YAAAAY ALL OF THESE PEOPLE!


"Those who turned up to Cineworld’s Secret Unlimited Screening on Tuesday night were left sorely disappointed.

Turns out some were expecting to see Star Wars: The Force Awakens – which is out on Thursday – but got In The Heart Of The Sea instead.

Film fans have been tweeting in frustration at the fact they didn’t get to watch one of the biggest films of this year, despite being told that Episode 7 would not be shown. - Those planning on attending were sent an email, explaining that the chosen film ‘will NOT be set “In A Galaxy Far, Far Away…”‘


http://metro.co.uk/2015/12/15/people-ar ... s-5568481/


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I would like to nominate the pair of fisters I got hold of last night. They won't be spending Christmas at home...

 

I'm sorry what? :shock:


There's a certain scene in Borat I think of when I hear a statement like that.

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Posted
I would like to nominate the pair of fisters I got hold of last night. They won't be spending Christmas at home...

 

you gave them a proper fisting then?

Posted
I would like to nominate the pair of fisters I got hold of last night. They won't be spending Christmas at home...

I hope you banged them in the slammer. :-|

Posted
I would like to nominate the pair of fisters I got hold of last night. They won't be spending Christmas at home...

 

Jokes on you! I have my phone in here still!

Posted
I would like to nominate the pair of fisters I got hold of last night. They won't be spending Christmas at home...

 

I'm sorry what? :shock:


There's a certain scene in Borat I think of when I hear a statement like that.

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Haha made me laugh that! Bad terminology lol.

Posted

The dumb cow in a Mercedes who flew through a roundabout as I was coming around it missing me by a few feet :evil:

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I'm Dead Silence on you tube.


Just watched his latest video. His lack of knowledge for the Highway Code or lack of hazard perception is scary.


Trying to bully other motorists on a Apache 125 is comedy gold though

Posted

Me ...got a last chance letter to tax me Triumph ran out end of November , can't even remember the first letter ... Woops

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I'm Dead Silence on you tube.


Just watched his latest video. His lack of knowledge for the Highway Code or lack of hazard perception is scary.


Trying to bully other motorists on a Apache 125 is comedy gold though

 

Watched one of his videos it was linked on here by someone, absolutely crap rider, rides into dangerous situations so he can feel like the police and chastise everyone else.


Oh and he rides a chinese bike, so i like him even less.

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I'm Dead Silence on you tube.


Just watched his latest video. His lack of knowledge for the Highway Code or lack of hazard perception is scary.


Trying to bully other motorists on a Apache 125 is comedy gold though

 

Watched one of his videos it was linked on here by someone, absolutely crap rider, rides into dangerous situations so he can feel like the police and chastise everyone else.


Oh and he rides a chinese bike, so i like him even less.

 


link, i need a laugh

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I'm Dead Silence on you tube.


Just watched his latest video. His lack of knowledge for the Highway Code or lack of hazard perception is scary.


Trying to bully other motorists on a Apache 125 is comedy gold though

 

Watched one of his videos it was linked on here by someone, absolutely crap rider, rides into dangerous situations so he can feel like the police and chastise everyone else.


Oh and he rides a chinese bike, so i like him even less.

 


link, i need a laugh

 


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Posted
I'll keep an eye out for him now, most of that was done where I work lol.

 

Please get that chinese bike impounded where everyone else on the road will be safe.

Posted
I'm Dead Silence on you tube.


Just watched his latest video. His lack of knowledge for the Highway Code or lack of hazard perception is scary.


Trying to bully other motorists on a Apache 125 is comedy gold though

 

Watched one of his videos it was linked on here by someone, absolutely crap rider, rides into dangerous situations so he can feel like the police and chastise everyone else.


Oh and he rides a chinese bike, so i like him even less.

you want to see his latest, he has now passed his test and is chav bombing all the pedestrians oh i mean rev bombing on his ninja. So he is now going to be more self riteous.... Fml

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