Glorian Posted December 21, 2015 Share Posted December 21, 2015 He needs a good hard... shove into a bus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XmisterIS Posted December 21, 2015 Share Posted December 21, 2015 Me ...got a last chance letter to tax me Triumph ran out end of November , can't even remember the first letter ... Woops I did that with the car. I got the second letter, was incensed! (Incensed, I tell you, enraged, apoplectic). I was convinced they hadn't sent a first letter. I ranted to the wife about it for 5 minutes straight. Then I stomped off to the office to pay the thing online. I opened a drawer to get my credit card out and ... Oh ... there's the first letter ... I see. It would have been bloody stupid to get a huge fine for a car that only costs £30 per year to tax! (I drive a Ford Ka - also known as "the rollerskate", "the go-kart", and "crap"). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gin Posted December 21, 2015 Share Posted December 21, 2015 TAX! Thanks for reminding me! Had completely forgotten! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glorian Posted December 21, 2015 Share Posted December 21, 2015 Ditto...Car was untaxed all december!! That was lucky im a few days off a fine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XmisterIS Posted December 21, 2015 Share Posted December 21, 2015 You may thank me with motorcycle parts. A set of 4-2-2 Akrapovic headers will do nicely, thank you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glorian Posted December 21, 2015 Share Posted December 21, 2015 You can have some lint from my pocket and half chewed gum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
onesea Posted December 21, 2015 Share Posted December 21, 2015 He needs a good hard... shove into a bus. Oh do not be so cruel it does make good watching, even when hes in the right he some how positions himself so you think he wrong....Plus he makes me feel better about the quality of my riding :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soll Posted December 22, 2015 Share Posted December 22, 2015 I'm Dead Silence on you tube.Just watched his latest video. His lack of knowledge for the Highway Code or lack of hazard perception is scary.Trying to bully other motorists on a Apache 125 is comedy gold though Watched one of his videos it was linked on here by someone, absolutely crap rider, rides into dangerous situations so he can feel like the police and chastise everyone else.Oh and he rides a chinese bike, so i like him even less. you want to see his latest, he has now passed his test and is chav bombing all the pedestrians oh i mean rev bombing on his ninja. So he is now going to be more self riteous.... Fml Guy is a complete twat, ok i havent been riding on a full licence long, but he has no idea of roadcraft ... needs a slap Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soll Posted December 22, 2015 Share Posted December 22, 2015 link, i need a laugh "> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glorian Posted December 22, 2015 Share Posted December 22, 2015 link, i need a laugh "> Did...Did you quote yourself? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grunthorpe Posted December 24, 2015 Share Posted December 24, 2015 We can only hope that no aspiring bikers pay any attention to this video. Also, is he a knob deliberately? Or is it just how he is? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soll Posted December 24, 2015 Share Posted December 24, 2015 link, i need a laugh "> Did...Did you quote yourself? pure awesomeness .. thats me wat a lovely morning, rode the bike in and been told im finishing at 12 today rather than 4..... yay get to ride home in daylight with the other 4 million muppets trying to kill me because they are in too much of a hurry to look out for little ol' me.cheers HAVE A GOOD AND SAFE XMAS GUYS!!!!!!!!!! been enough sorrow this year for us bikers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fozzie Posted January 5, 2016 Share Posted January 5, 2016 Blue Peugeot driver that hit and run my car.He's having a squabble with a van for a spot in the queue of a slip road. The van was there first.He pushes himself up my left hand side. Then swings in to try and cut the van off.He clips the back of my bumper. At this point I'm now quite visibly shaking with anger and *really* struggling to keep my shit together. But before I can stop and get out, he speeds around us, cuts the chevron marked area and jumps into traffic to vanish. Fortunately my car was rolling forwards slowly so the impact force was very small. No apparent damage. I hop back in and try to chase the car but he's gone. And unfortunately saying to the police he was "a short black guy in a blue Peugeot" isn't enough to go on. They have bloody CCTV on that bridge and I had an exact time it happened. But as no one was hurt they weren't interested.They will be when this guy runs down a kid.Selfish ****. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soll Posted January 5, 2016 Share Posted January 5, 2016 had similar, sitting in slow moving traffic on a small piece of dual carriage way, a small white citreon van decided he was going to cut infront of me. not only that but, after he made the manuover he realised he was going to fast so braked sharply.Kinda guessed this would happen, so gave some room.People are just too inconsiderate and dangerous...... need more coppers on the streets. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NeilM Posted January 5, 2016 Share Posted January 5, 2016 Fozzie. Start on the duty of care route. State you are in shock etc. Seriously. They have to investigate if there are means to do so. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XmisterIS Posted January 5, 2016 Share Posted January 5, 2016 that reminds me - I need to set up my action camera mount in my car! Already done it on the bike ... makes it look like the Borg, or something! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fozzie Posted January 5, 2016 Share Posted January 5, 2016 that reminds me - I need to set up my action camera mount in my car! Already done it on the bike ... makes it look like the Borg, or something! Resistance would have been futile if I had gotten my hands on the chap I encountered this morning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stu Posted January 5, 2016 Share Posted January 5, 2016 NOTD goes to Flynn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hoggs Posted January 5, 2016 Share Posted January 5, 2016 Y'know.... I had a sneaking suspicion it was going to say that! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fozzie Posted January 5, 2016 Share Posted January 5, 2016 Probably best it was nipped in the bud. We don't need a petrolhead mark 2. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joeman Posted January 5, 2016 Share Posted January 5, 2016 Probably best it was nipped in the bud. We don't need a petrolhead mark 2.They should get together and make little Flynn/petrolheads babies... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NeilM Posted January 5, 2016 Share Posted January 5, 2016 Whatever happened to Petrolhead?Animal rights get to him? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stu Posted January 5, 2016 Share Posted January 5, 2016 Whatever happened to Petrolhead?Animal rights get to him? The same as Flynn!! I wouldn't say I was animal rights though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glorian Posted January 6, 2016 Share Posted January 6, 2016 I feel i have missed some major event Im scrolling through every sub forum now haha! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glorian Posted January 6, 2016 Share Posted January 6, 2016 Found it!Damn that was a good read I can see why i missed it though, my "Chinese bike" sense wasnt tingling. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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