Glorian Posted August 11, 2015 Posted August 11, 2015 If it looks to good to be true.. it probably is.Always offer help where possible, people remember the little things. Quote
Grumpy Old Git Posted August 11, 2015 Posted August 11, 2015 However, as life is but a dream - what will be there to greet me when I wake up?(Where is Zod when you need him?) Quote
RantMachine Posted August 11, 2015 Posted August 11, 2015 You've said his name, that's usually enough to summon him. Quote
Grumpy Old Git Posted August 11, 2015 Posted August 11, 2015 And I spun round (or is that span?) in my chair three times, anti-clockwise whilst chanting "They" are out there! so...... Quote
RantMachine Posted August 11, 2015 Posted August 11, 2015 I think he just logs in once every day and does a forum search for his name to see if he's been mentioned lately Quote
Glorian Posted August 11, 2015 Posted August 11, 2015 I log on, look to see if "Rantmachine" has posted, read the topic usually have a laugh and join the most likely rant about a Chinese bike Quote
Tango Posted August 11, 2015 Posted August 11, 2015 The fact that there's a Highway to Hell.....but only a Stairway to Heaven says a lot about expected traffic volumes..... Quote
MrBrightside Posted August 12, 2015 Posted August 12, 2015 Itchy bum at night, smelly finger in morning... Quote
Glorian Posted August 12, 2015 Posted August 12, 2015 Itchy bum at night, smelly finger in morning... God damn. Quote
Bigralphie Posted August 13, 2015 Posted August 13, 2015 Forgive but dont forgetDont form an opinion on anything until it directly affects you Quote
Steve D Posted August 13, 2015 Posted August 13, 2015 Worry is interest paid on a debt not yet due. Quote
RantMachine Posted August 13, 2015 Posted August 13, 2015 You can't just will pain and anger away, but accepting that without them you wouldn't be where you are now makes them easier to live with; it's possible to be at peace with yourself even when you aren't at peace with the world. Quote
Fozzie Posted August 14, 2015 Posted August 14, 2015 (edited) You can't just will pain and anger away, but accepting that without them you wouldn't be where you are now makes them easier to live with; it's possible to be at peace with yourself even when you aren't at peace with the world. This. Edited October 12, 2015 by Fozzie Quote
onesea Posted August 14, 2015 Author Posted August 14, 2015 The world [strikeout]is[/strikeout] can be shit, but that doesn't mean you have to be. Having a selfish X of my own (sad to say like far to many) as a burden to carry, I read this and thought actually yup there is some truth there....On a lighter note: At about 14 going on holiday with friends, grandad says to me:"Do not do anything I would not do" there was a pause and he followed on with " when you find out what that is let me know!". Quote
rennie Posted August 14, 2015 Posted August 14, 2015 one of the few worthwhile things that my Dad ever told me wasNever talk about religion or politics in the Pub I find it usually applies to the internet too! Quote
Stu Posted August 14, 2015 Posted August 14, 2015 When you think things can't get any worse they really can!... Quote
Joeman Posted August 14, 2015 Posted August 14, 2015 If you dont burn your mouth on pizza, you werent really hungry enough to eat it. Quote
Topper Posted August 16, 2015 Posted August 16, 2015 Never eat yellow snow sorry.............shall I get mi coat? Quote
RantMachine Posted August 16, 2015 Posted August 16, 2015 Always make enough coffee for one more cup than you think you'll drink. ALWAYS. Quote
Craig 8150 Posted August 18, 2015 Posted August 18, 2015 The best things in life are Freeeeeee ! AND....What doesn't kill you makes you stronger Quote
mealexme Posted August 19, 2015 Posted August 19, 2015 The best things in life are Freeeeeee ! Only if your a motorcycle thief Quote
RantMachine Posted August 19, 2015 Posted August 19, 2015 L plates are basically the same thing as diplomatic immunity. Quote
Grumpy Old Git Posted August 19, 2015 Posted August 19, 2015 L plates allow a 125cc 'off roader' to exceed 77 mph whilst being chased by the polites! Quote
Joe85 Posted August 19, 2015 Posted August 19, 2015 Mullets. Business at the front, party animal at the back. Quote
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