EU... in or out

[JRH]

Sound advice if you're undecided.

 

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It is true, but it would require the government of the day to either hold an other referendum or just decide on out.

[Gin]

Hoggs, then you gotta let me know??

Should we stay or should we go?!

[Stu]

Jason manford just posted this on facebook

I think he hit the nail on the head to be honest!!

 

Voted Remain but can't help thinking what a ridiculous decision it was to give us a vote on this. Nobody knows enough about it even the 'experts'. Anyone who professes to know 100% whet they're voting for is a either a fool or a liar!

[Guest]

Opinion polls suggest it could go either way!

[Gin]

Opinion polls suggest it could go either way!

 

Whatever happens its going to be an interesting few years ahead I think.

[Hoggs]

Whatever happens its going to be an shit storm of anger and bitching for a few years ahead I think.

 

Fixed that for you

[RantMachine]

[MrBrightside]

Might be interesting at work later...

[RantMachine]

I do NOT envy you today

[Gin]

I do NOT envy you today

[Guest]

Brexit supporters urged to take own pens to polling station amid fears of MI5 conspiracy!

Nearly a third of Ukip voters believe that MI5 are involved in a plot to rig the vote, according to a survey this week

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/eu-referendum-brexit-how-to-vote-own-pens-polling-station-polls-live-latest-mi5-conspiracy-fears-a7097011.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

So they think there's going to be thousands of Secret Agents positioned all around the country carrying rubbers?

[Gin]

Yup, if there's a upper goverment plan to ensure this goes one way or another, a black pen writing the X rather than a pencil is sure as hell going to be the way to foil them!

They will Not have thought of this one! Well done Folks.. You've managed to outsmart our intelligence agency.. !

There is No way they could come up with Any other plan to try and rig this! You've done it guys.

.. Sorry, couldn't resist..

[RantMachine]

Before the results are announced and the riots break out, I'd just like to point out that it's been a jolly long time since we had a good old fashioned civil war.

[Six30]

Riots you say.... Sweet, I could do with a new TV

[Stu]

Brexit supporters urged to take own pens to polling station amid fears of MI5 conspiracy!

Nearly a third of Ukip voters believe that MI5 are involved in a plot to rig the vote, according to a survey this week

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/eu-referendum-brexit-how-to-vote-own-pens-polling-station-polls-live-latest-mi5-conspiracy-fears-a7097011.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

So they think there's going to be thousands of Secret Agents positioned all around the country carrying rubbers?

 

this is an absolute joke

The wife is in a polling station all day today and she has had one person in kicking off because they supplied a pencil

And loads have took their own pen!

no guessing who the out voters are then

when it comes to counting votes its local council staff that do it they don't draft people in and anyone is allowed to go and watch the counting

[RantMachine]

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[MarkW]

JUST OVERHEARD THIS PHONE CONVERSATION BETWEEN OUR STUDY DIRECTOR AND HER HUSBAND:

Can you pick my mum up and take her to the polling station?...

Because she wants to go and vote, why do you think?...

The polling station? It's where it always is - at the Spiritualist Church...

What do you mean 'Won't they already know how she's going to vote'?...

Look, just for once in your life do as you're told and stop being such a f**king bellend.

[Gin]

Ok that's a little bit good

[Tiggie]

the bring a pen thing really makes me laugh, there would be easier ways to alter the count without resorting to rubbing out tens of thousands of votes with an eraser while being watched by statutory observers and any members of the public who decide to come watch

[Tango]

Excellent. .....now all they need to do is lose all the ballot papers with pen marks on them......

Why do people look at you so strange in the polling station?...... surely they've seen people wearing tin foil hats before! I didn't want to take any chances with their sneaky mind control devices making me put the X in the wrong box....

[Gin]

This did make me bark with laughter at my desk! Cheers Tango..

In all seriousness, I am quite proud of the fact that this issue ( though maybe a little heated at times) hasn't caused huge issue on the forum.. Even more comforted by knowing that come the next few weeks, we're still just gunna be one big, stupid biker family!

Luv you lot very much

[Tango]

I wasn't sure what to do......In. ...out.....In. ....out....... so I just shook it all about......that's when I was escorted from the polling station!....

[RantMachine]

A thought:

These UKIP pen-totting types are desperate to leave the EU so that they are "no longer beholden to an unelected leadership" or something to that effect.

They would much rather leave the EU and be beholden to the people they are convinced are trying to RIG A DEMOCRATIC REFERENDUM. Whuuuuuut?

[Valko]

calm down people the market has spoken, the pounds is going up - we all know what that means

Check it in real time here:

https://www.dailyfx.com/gbp-usd" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

I am going to Tesco now to buy the Tesco finest* Vintage Champagne Grand Cru, better ready than sorry

[Six30]

The European Commission has announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the EU, rather than German, which was the other contender. Her Majesty's Government conceded that English spelling had room for improvement and has therefore accepted a five-year phasing in of "Euro-English".

In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make sivil servants jump for joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of the "k", Which should klear up some konfusion and allow one key less on keyboards.

There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year, when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f", making words like "fotograf" 20% shorter.

In the third year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horible mes of the silent "e" is disgrasful.

By the fourth yer, peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v".

During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou" and similar changes vud of kors be aplid to ozer kombinations of leters. After zis fifz yer, ve vil hav a reli sensibl riten styl. Zer vil be no mor trubls or difikultis and everivun vil find it ezi to understand ech ozer. ZE DREM VIL FINALI COM TRU!

Herr Schmidt