A Day in the Life of a Forum Admin

[Grumpy Old Git]

Something that I’m sure admin might appreciate (from another group)

A day in the life of an online admin:

Q: How many people does it take to change a lightbulb on Facebook?

1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed.

14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently.

7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs.

17 purists who use candles and are offended by light bulb discussions.

6 to argue over whether it's 'lightbulb' or 'light bulb'.

Another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid.

22 to tell THOSE 6 to stop being jackasses.

2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is 'lamp'.

15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that 'light bulb' is perfectly correct.

249 to post meme's and gif's.

19 to post that this page is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a light bulb page.

11 to defend the posting to this page saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant here.

16 to post 'Following'.

36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty.

7 to ask if the brands of light bulbs used are worth the money.

19 to tell them that if they like the light bulbs, buy them.

5 People to post pics of their own light bulbs.

15 People to post "I can't see S$%^!" and use their own light bulbs.

7 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs.

4 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's.

13 to comment "Me too".

5 to post to the page that they will no longer post or are leaving because they cannot handle the $!%cking light bulb controversy.

6 to report the post or PM an admin because someone said "f÷×$"

22 to ask if there is a flounce in progress.

349 to post flounce memes.

4 to say "Didn't we go through this already a short time ago?".

13 to say "Do a search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs".

1 to bring politics into the discussion by adding that (insert politician of choice) isn't the brightest bulb.

4 more to get into personal attacks over their political views.

5 admins to ban the light bulb posters who took it all too seriously.

1 late arrival to comment on the original post 6 months later and start it all over again.

[Stu]

Moved to the correct section

[Grumpy Old Git]

I rest my case your honour!

[raesewell]

Case? Are you going somewhere?

[Liveware Problem]

As thread gets heated, 5 people to post

[TimR]

you forgot the 1 to post the popcorn gif

[Liveware Problem]

you forgot the 1 to post the popcorn gif

 

Beat you to it

[TimR]

you forgot the 1 to post the popcorn gif

 

Beat you to it

ok 1 person to say Damn must read posts better .....

[leener]

People who have blue tinted lights in their car should be shot.

[Grumpy Old Git]

As to those who can counter-steer and nod at the same time - well I never!

[Six30]

A day in the life ... the lazy fookers don’t get out thier pits until sunset .

[Bender]

You missed the whole divergence off to biscuits never mind was an led version available or had the original been banned by the eu, what about brexit jesus, sloppy or what, ohh cock I just brought religion into it.

[Bender]

A day in the life ... the lazy fookers don’t get out thier pits until sunset .

 

Vampires then, or just benefit scroungers

[mikestrivens]

Any professional electrician or lighting rigger will tell you that bulbs are things that you grow in the garden and what you really mean are lamps.

[Hoggs]

*bans everyone involved*

[Grumpy Old Git]

'Bans' - You getting married Hoggs?

[Six30]

'Bans' - You getting married Hoggs?

 

ooh ... new hat time every one .... free bar paid for by the hogg father

[JRH]

'Bans' - You getting married Hoggs?

 

ooh ... new hat time every one .... free bar paid for by the hogg father

 

You can leave me out of this thread

[Stu]

you also forgot to add "how people fight online V's real life"

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