Surely this can’t be considered good looking?

[Slowlycatchymonkey]

I think this journos lost it. Chic?!?! I just can’t see it!

https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2018/nov/18/cezeta-electric-scooter-rebirth-of-communist-era-bike-chic?CMP=Share_iOSApp_Other

 

[Tiggie]

I think its been designed with the plan of being so undesirable you don't need to protect it from theft

[Gerontious]

This is what happens when you own a BMW... You get this desperate need to find bikes that are really ugly to make you feel, slightly less self conscious about your own bad decision making.

[Slowlycatchymonkey]

Bad and BMW in the same sentence that must be a mistake!

[S-Westerly]

This what happens when you read the Guardian. Nightmares all round and this scooter fits right in. It's also really only useful if you live in a bit city. Being battery powered though might stop scrotes from nicking it!

[Mack01]

whoah, fugly .

It looks like someone let an American train spotter loose in a Lambretta design studio.

[Slowlycatchymonkey]

This what happens when you read the Guardian. Nightmares all round and this scooter fits right in. It's also really only useful if you live in a bit city. Being battery powered though might stop scrotes from nicking it!

 

I’m afraid I read everything, sometimes even an article in the hate mail and then hate myself for it

[S-Westerly]

The hate mail is a good name for that particular rag. I virtually gave up on it after reading some of the reader's comments. Enough to make you give up on humanity.

[fastbob]

We'll let's hope the hipsters buy it in droves then maybe they'll stop buggering up perfectly good classic motorbikes by turning them into café racers . Sales of brown vinyl will plummet. This is not an entirely new design by the way . There were quite a few scooters with this style of fully enclosed front wheel in the 50s and 60s . Here you go , feast your eyes on this lot .

[fastbob]

Anyone notice this , a picture on the rider's helmet of the bike with , ironically, a rider and passenger not wearing helmets . Weird

[Six30]

She looks alright to me .

[Bender]

She looks alright to me .

 

Just what I was thinking, no pleasing some folk

[learningtofly]

If that's good looking, I'm the new Brad Pitt.

[Bender]

If that's good looking, I'm the new Brad Pitt.

 

She, not it, unless you think she is that bad in which case I doff my cap to your very high standards

[learningtofly]

If that's good looking, I'm the new Brad Pitt.

 

She, not it, unless you think she is that bad in which case I doff my cap to your very high standards

 

Well, I wouldn’t kick her out of bed to get to you

[Bender]

[mention]learningtofly[/mention] Hey I will have you knowI'm f**king hot, literally, I'm on a plane with my f**king fleece on, it's bloody melting

[SometimesSansEngine]

I’m afraid I read everything, sometimes even an article in the hate mail and then hate myself for it

 

The hate mail is a good name for that particular rag. I virtually gave up on it after reading some of the reader's comments. Enough to make you give up on humanity.

 

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[Slowlycatchymonkey]