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[Mickly]

30 minutes ago, XTreme said:

Look......there must be somebody on here who likes you who can nominate? Maybe not though.

So tell me who you nominated in TOTY and I'll pull them out and replace them with Mickly.

H’mm, I think @XTreme is trying to get @Six30to spit his dummy & flounce, thus leaving the field free to snatch the TOTY award!!

[Guest Swagman]

9 minutes ago, Mickly said:

H’mm, I think @XTreme is trying to get @Six30to spit his dummy & flounce, thus leaving the field free to snatch the TOTY award!!

Well for me he already walks it the Twat.

[Guest]

19 minutes ago, Mickly said:

H’mm, I think @XTreme is trying to get @Six30to spit his dummy & flounce, thus leaving the field free to snatch the TOTY award!!

No.....I'm applying the rules! He can't have multiple nominations just because he's a f@cking Twat. There's no slippery shit going on behind the scenes on my watch.

Now everybody just stop and think about this......Six is whinging on about having a second nomination in order to vote for Mickly.

But it appears the criteria that Six applies in wanting to vote for Mickly is that he suffered the inconvenience of having a train not turning up. 

Frankly I can see no logic in this at all......but in Six's mind it makes sense. And that, right there, absolutely validates my decision to nominate Six as TOTY.

[Guest]

24 minutes ago, Swagman said:

Well for me he already walks it the Twat.

Get back in your room in the Old Folks Home you dribbling Neanderthal.

[Guest Swagman]

1 minute ago, XTreme said:

Get back in your room in the Old Folks Home you dribbling Neanderthal.

You know you should get the golden Twat award you are just the top man for it, grandad twat.

[Guest Swagman]

Just now, Swagman said:

You know you should get the golden Twat award you are just the top man for it, grandad twat.

By the way X what did that last word say.

[Guest]

Swagman.....I want you to think back to when you failed your 11 Plus in the 1960's!

How did that make you feel? 

[Guest Swagman]

1 minute ago, XTreme said:

Swagman.....I want you to think back to when you failed your 11 Plus in the 1960's!

How did that make you feel? 

Was you my fecking teacher.

[Guest]

Just now, Swagman said:

Was you my fecking teacher.

Pity I couldn't have been there to see them a give you a good Twatting! I'd have cheered them on!

Bet it was like this......

 

[Guest Swagman]

4 minutes ago, XTreme said:

Pity I couldn't have been there to see them a give you a good Twatting! I'd have cheered them on!

Bet it was like this......

 

Nope no slapping knocked me on my ass with a fist one teacher did.

[Guest]

1 minute ago, Swagman said:

Nope no slapping knocked me on my ass with a fist one teacher did.

They used to beat the shit out of us didn't they! 

Best days of our lives be f@cked!

I remember thinking if these are the best.....WTF are the others going to be like? 

[dynax]

1 minute ago, XTreme said:

They used to beat the shit out of us didn't they! 

Best days of our lives be f@cked!

I remember thinking if these are the best.....WTF are the others going to be like? 

When i started big school, i got the cane at least once a week, till one day got the cane off the headmistress and rapped her knuckles

[Guest]

Just now, dynax said:

When i started big school, i got the cane at least once a week, till one day got the cane off the headmistress and rapped her knuckles

Big School? You mean where the Big Boys are? 

[dynax]

4 minutes ago, XTreme said:

Big School? You mean where the Big Boys are? 

Comprehensive school.

[Trooper74]

I was caned, aged 6, for getting my times tables wrong by Mrs. McConkey ... again and again until my hands bled.

My mum called my Uncle John .... Uncle John called one of his Brothers in the Lodge. The headmaster, Mr Hamley had a visit from some of the Lodge Brothers .... I was never caned again.

[Mississippi Bullfrog]

My first teacher used to glue kids to their chairs and sellotape their mouths shut.

She mysteriously disappeared part way through the year. After which life was less exciting.

[Guest]

2 minutes ago, Trooper74 said:

I was caned, aged 6, for getting my times tables wrong by Mrs. McConkey ... again and again until my hands bled.

My mum called my Uncle John .... Uncle John called one of his Brothers in the Lodge. The headmaster, Mr Hamley had a visit from some of the Lodge Brothers .... I was never caned again.

I remember my fingers just below my knuckles all swollen and purple after being repeatedly hit with the narrow ridge of a wooden ruler.

[Guest Swagman]

Just now, XTreme said:

I remember my fingers just below my knuckles all swollen and purple after being repeatedly hit with the narrow ridge of a wooden ruler.

Yeah we had that as well as the slipper on naked butt, and that was in the first year infants.

[Guest]

1 minute ago, Swagman said:

Yeah we had that as well as the slipper on naked butt, and that was in the first year infants.

But you think back......and we didn't think it was odd! We just accepted it as the norm.

Obviously it was brutal and inhumane to do that to a small child (or anybody else for that matter) but it was just a part of life for us and we didn't question it.

Shows how our minds were conditioned doesn't it?

[Mr Fro]

I remember being picked up by my ears by a teacher for not sitting up straight when I was 6 or 7. I didn't know what sitting up straight was!

[Guest Swagman]

11 minutes ago, Mr Fro said:

I remember being picked up by my ears by a teacher for not sitting up straight when I was 6 or 7. I didn't know what sitting up straight was!

We had one teacher got dismissed from the church so was employed in our school, he was absolutely insane, had a bible on his desk a huge thing he would whack you round the head with it, no wonder I’m brain dead and thick, he got one lad in a Boston crab wrestling move on the classroom floor, regularly broke a dozen wooden rulers on kids, pick me up with my hair and ripped a big patch of hair out, now he would win toty.

[Guest]

13 minutes ago, Swagman said:

We had one teacher got dismissed from the church so was employed in our school, he was absolutely insane, had a bible on his desk a huge thing he would whack you round the head with it, no wonder I’m brain dead and thick, he got one lad in a Boston crab wrestling move on the classroom floor, regularly broke a dozen wooden rulers on kids, pick me up with my hair and ripped a big patch of hair out, now he would win toty.

I think my anti-authority attitude was formed in those early years by experiences at school.

Then The Prisoner came along in 1967 and that had a major influence on me in terms of refusing to comply and conform.

And when I saw Easy Rider in 1969.......that was the final piece of the puzzle.

[Ian Frog]

Hopefully you can all check the veracity of this one !

When I started comprehensive school approx Sep73 we had a technical drawing teacher called Dave Peck who was a vicious bast*rd and loved to use set squares etc.

Anyway I went away on a school trip over the xmas of my first year and on return my parents informed me he had been arrested and convicted for showing pornographic pics of a paedo nature to an off duty copper in some public lavatories.

He wasn`t missed lol.

On release when he got a job at the swimming baths as a life guard the place was mobbed by indignant mothers lol.

I don`t think he lasted long.

Cheers

Ian

[Mr Fro]

I think I may have said this before but we had a teacher in secondary school who was in his fifties and a very "colourful" character.

One day he stopped coming in to school and the following morning we had a whole school assembly in which the headmaster got up and told us that he definitely was not a paedophile and none of us were to talk of him again.

[Six30]

1 hour ago, XTreme said:

No.....I'm applying the rules! He can't have multiple nominations just because he's a f@cking Twat. There's no slippery shit going on behind the scenes on my watch.

Now everybody just stop and think about this......Six is whinging on about having a second nomination in order to vote for Mickly.

But it appears the criteria that Six applies in wanting to vote for Mickly is that he suffered the inconvenience of having a train not turning up. 

Frankly I can see no logic in this at all......but in Six's mind it makes sense. And that, right there, absolutely validates my decision to nominate Six as TOTY.

your a nasty little man .