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2 hours ago, Mississippi Bullfrog said:

Am I right in thinking that since mince pies contain fruit they count as one of your five a day?

it's worth a try

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1 hour ago, S-Westerly said:

You can have mine. Hate the bloody things along with Christmas cake and pudding 

Yup me too, but I'm usually so stuffed with rurkey there is no room to worry about such things.

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9 hours ago, Mississippi Bullfrog said:

Am I right in thinking that since mince pies contain fruit they count as one of your five a day?

Yep. Correct, then add a bottle of wine and a bottle of cider that will be 3 of the 5. 
 

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2 hours ago, Bender said:

Good morning, last day here today, but it's going to be a twat, hey ho.

Going to be a Twat, I’ll vote for it.🤣

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2 hours ago, Bender said:

Good morning, last day here today, but it's going to be a twat, hey ho.

Hey everyone @Bender's flouncing :violin:

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I got two days off this week. I had to spend the first one sitting in waiting for the mobile valeter to come and clean the Wife's car as its going back to the lease people.

Today is my second day off and I'm sat in waiting for her new car to be delivered so I still can't do anything. I've also been threatened with castration & Divorce if I take it out for a spin before she gets home :eek2:

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1 hour ago, Tiggie said:

I got two days off this week. I had to spend the first one sitting in waiting for the mobile valeter to come and clean the Wife's car as its going back to the lease people.

Today is my second day off and I'm sat in waiting for her new car to be delivered so I still can't do anything. I've also been threatened with castration & Divorce if I take it out for a spin before she gets home :eek2:

Probably be a good idea if you didn't then. Neither of the options sound particularly pleasant.

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32 minutes ago, S-Westerly said:

Probably be a good idea if you didn't then. Neither of the options sound particularly pleasant.

no i would ere on the cautious side :classic_blink:

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The teachers who dished out physical punishment would send me out of the room beforehand cos i would be a blubbering mess. Even if i didnt like the kid getting the good news 🤣 the art teacher had this humongous white pump/trainer shoe it was huge !!! Hed get it out of the cupboard snd id crumble 🤣🤣🤣

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Her new Car has arrived and she's too nervous to drive it!! :bang: She's going to wait until the morning

And of course you can all guess what her reaction was to me saying "I'll drive you" :roll:

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Good Evening :-D I'm happy! :shock:

I'm on holiday! I have cider :cheers:

took car for MOT and service today, just got it back, only £210! and no advisories!

seeing as I originally intended to get rid last year I think that's pretty good :thumb:

In a normal year we'd be going to The Pub tonight but not much point nowadays

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