skyrider Posted December 16, 2020 Share Posted December 16, 2020 2 hours ago, Mississippi Bullfrog said: Am I right in thinking that since mince pies contain fruit they count as one of your five a day? it's worth a try 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bender Posted December 16, 2020 Share Posted December 16, 2020 1 hour ago, S-Westerly said: You can have mine. Hate the bloody things along with Christmas cake and pudding Yup me too, but I'm usually so stuffed with rurkey there is no room to worry about such things. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
husoi Posted December 16, 2020 Share Posted December 16, 2020 (edited) Then people wonder why I don't like crapbook... https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-55328376 I would nominate it's owner as TOTY... Edited December 16, 2020 by husoi Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted December 16, 2020 Share Posted December 16, 2020 3 hours ago, Bender said: stuffed with rurkey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JRH Posted December 16, 2020 Share Posted December 16, 2020 9 hours ago, Mississippi Bullfrog said: Am I right in thinking that since mince pies contain fruit they count as one of your five a day? Yep. Correct, then add a bottle of wine and a bottle of cider that will be 3 of the 5. 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rennie Posted December 16, 2020 Share Posted December 16, 2020 Good Evening Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rennie Posted December 17, 2020 Share Posted December 17, 2020 Good Morning Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Swagman Posted December 17, 2020 Share Posted December 17, 2020 Good morning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiggie Posted December 17, 2020 Share Posted December 17, 2020 Good morning, I'm back at work in 5 hours but am wide awake!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dynax Posted December 17, 2020 Share Posted December 17, 2020 Good morning, been busy first chance to get on today Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rennie Posted December 17, 2020 Share Posted December 17, 2020 Good afternoon got up too early! Last shift of the year tonight! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
husoi Posted December 17, 2020 Share Posted December 17, 2020 I'm about to finish work until Jan 4th YYEEYY 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rennie Posted December 18, 2020 Share Posted December 18, 2020 Good Morning This week I really like Fridays! but only after 0545! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Swagman Posted December 18, 2020 Share Posted December 18, 2020 Good morning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dynax Posted December 18, 2020 Share Posted December 18, 2020 Good morning Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bender Posted December 18, 2020 Share Posted December 18, 2020 Good morning, last day here today, but it's going to be a twat, hey ho. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Swagman Posted December 18, 2020 Share Posted December 18, 2020 2 hours ago, Bender said: Good morning, last day here today, but it's going to be a twat, hey ho. Going to be a Twat, I’ll vote for it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dynax Posted December 18, 2020 Share Posted December 18, 2020 2 hours ago, Bender said: Good morning, last day here today, but it's going to be a twat, hey ho. Hey everyone @Bender's flouncing 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bender Posted December 18, 2020 Share Posted December 18, 2020 3 minutes ago, dynax said: Hey everyone @Bender's flouncing Nice try snow white, unfortunately I'm going nowhere, well technically I'm all over the northeast today. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiggie Posted December 18, 2020 Share Posted December 18, 2020 I got two days off this week. I had to spend the first one sitting in waiting for the mobile valeter to come and clean the Wife's car as its going back to the lease people. Today is my second day off and I'm sat in waiting for her new car to be delivered so I still can't do anything. I've also been threatened with castration & Divorce if I take it out for a spin before she gets home 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S-Westerly Posted December 18, 2020 Author Share Posted December 18, 2020 1 hour ago, Tiggie said: I got two days off this week. I had to spend the first one sitting in waiting for the mobile valeter to come and clean the Wife's car as its going back to the lease people. Today is my second day off and I'm sat in waiting for her new car to be delivered so I still can't do anything. I've also been threatened with castration & Divorce if I take it out for a spin before she gets home Probably be a good idea if you didn't then. Neither of the options sound particularly pleasant. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skyrider Posted December 18, 2020 Share Posted December 18, 2020 32 minutes ago, S-Westerly said: Probably be a good idea if you didn't then. Neither of the options sound particularly pleasant. no i would ere on the cautious side 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gymwitch Posted December 18, 2020 Share Posted December 18, 2020 The teachers who dished out physical punishment would send me out of the room beforehand cos i would be a blubbering mess. Even if i didnt like the kid getting the good news the art teacher had this humongous white pump/trainer shoe it was huge !!! Hed get it out of the cupboard snd id crumble Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiggie Posted December 18, 2020 Share Posted December 18, 2020 Her new Car has arrived and she's too nervous to drive it!! She's going to wait until the morning And of course you can all guess what her reaction was to me saying "I'll drive you" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rennie Posted December 18, 2020 Share Posted December 18, 2020 Good Evening I'm happy! I'm on holiday! I have cider took car for MOT and service today, just got it back, only £210! and no advisories! seeing as I originally intended to get rid last year I think that's pretty good In a normal year we'd be going to The Pub tonight but not much point nowadays 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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