Your worst joke!!!

[JRH]

[Simon Davey]

I said to the girl in B&Q,
'What's best for greasy ovens?' She said,
'Ammonia cleaner. I said, 'Sorry, I thought you worked here'
 

[Simon Davey]

In a very seductive voice, a woman asked her husband, "Have you ever seen a crumpled £20 pound note?"
"No" said her husband.
She smiled and then unbuttoned the top three buttons of her blouse and reached into her bra and pulled out a crumpled up £20 pound note.
She then asked him, "Have you ever seen a crumpled up £50 pound note?"
"No I haven't" he answered in an anxious tone.
She then seductively unzipped her skirt and pulled out a crumpled £50 pound note.
She then asked him, "Have you ever seen £40,000 all crumpled up?"
"No way" he panted in excitement!
She said, "Go look in the garage."

[daveinlim]

[Mickly]

[Mickly]

 

 

Edited January 15, 2024 by Mickly

[Gerontious]

[onesea]

Edited January 22, 2024 by onesea

[JRH]

[Gerontious]

8 hours ago, JRH said:

I can kinda relate to this. Though I don’t dribble as much as this guy does.

[Shasel]

There are three kinds of people in this world. Those who can count and those who cant.

[husoi]

[husoi]

[Simon Davey]

1 hour ago, husoi said:

Love this 

[Stu]

[daveinlim]

[Mickly]

[husoi]

[husoi]

[husoi]

This one could catchup easy  

 

[S-Westerly]

59 minutes ago, husoi said:

This one could catchup easy  

 

That's pretty bad.

 

Given that most lager tastes like piss anyway this could give that a whole new meaning. Recycling at its finest.

[daveinlim]

[JRH]

[Simon Davey]

You'll have to explain that one to me.....

[onesea]

On 04/02/2024 at 13:09, S-Westerly said:

That's pretty bad.

 

Given that most lager tastes like piss anyway this could give that a whole new meaning. Recycling at its finest.

That probably something to do with the larger production facilities.