husoi Posted April 7, 2024 Posted April 7, 2024 5 hours ago, fastbob said: I must be getting old . Surely I'd remember our conversation if we'd met ? Honestly, I would struggle to remember anything other than melons 2 2 Quote
Simon Davey Posted April 11, 2024 Posted April 11, 2024 1 hour ago, fredc said: That's a proper dad joke 2 1 Quote
Cycleops Posted April 13, 2024 Posted April 13, 2024 I make no apologies for this old motorcycle joke told to me by a neighbour when I lived in N.London who rode a Vincent Comet? 500. A man was suffering from wind and went to his doctor. But worse, every time he farted the noise that came out sounded like 'Honda'. The doctor carried out an endoscopy and reported to the man had an abscess. 'But why does the fart sound like Honda doc?'. The doctor replied, 'Don't you know the saying 'Abcess makes the fart go Honda'. (Absence makes the heart grow fonder). Sorry. 1 1 2 Quote
Simon Davey Posted April 13, 2024 Posted April 13, 2024 1 hour ago, Cycleops said: I make no apologies for this old motorcycle joke told to me by a neighbour when I lived in N.London who rode a Vincent Comet? 500. A man was suffering from wind and went to his doctor. But worse, every time he farted the noise that came out sounded like 'Honda'. The doctor carried out an endoscopy and reported to the man had an abscess. 'But why does the fart sound like Honda doc?'. The doctor replied, 'Don't you know the saying 'Abcess makes the fart go Honda'. (Absence makes the heart grow fonder). Sorry. You're a Jethro fan too? 2 Quote
husoi Posted April 22, 2024 Posted April 22, 2024 Cyclists? Are you sure?? https://www.instagram.com/reel/C24zCMlI06W/?igsh=MXhhNzF3ZnZiMGlwcA== 3 Quote
S-Westerly Posted April 22, 2024 Posted April 22, 2024 Crass stupidity is obviously pretty universal. 1 Quote
curlylegend Posted April 22, 2024 Posted April 22, 2024 6 hours ago, husoi said: Cyclists? Are you sure?? https://www.instagram.com/reel/C24zCMlI06W/?igsh=MXhhNzF3ZnZiMGlwcA== Well seen none of them are members of the Cyclist Touring Club, from which I was banned for irreverence ! 6 Quote
curlylegend Posted May 27, 2024 Posted May 27, 2024 Come on folks ! What's happened to the jokes ? I'm getting right grumpy here, I need some jokes !! 1 Quote
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