Simon Davey Posted August 2, 2024 Posted August 2, 2024 A funeral was held today for the inventor of air conditioning. Thousands of fans attended. 2 7 Quote
Bender Posted August 2, 2024 Posted August 2, 2024 56 minutes ago, Simon Davey said: A funeral was held today for the inventor of air conditioning. Thousands of fans attended. There was even a retired farmer in attendance, yes he was an ex-tractor-fan 1 7 3 Quote
AstronautNinja Posted August 3, 2024 Posted August 3, 2024 ...arrive at the Italian border. The Italian customs officer stops them and says, "It'sa illegal to puta five people in a Quattro." "What are you talking about?" the driver asked. "Quattro meansa four, and you are five-a people." "Quattro is just the name of the car." "Don'ta think you can fool me! Quattro meansa four and you are five-a people, you are breakinga the law." "You idiot! Call your supervisor, I need to speak with someone with more intelligence!" "He can'ta come." "Why not?" "He'sa busy witha two guys in an Uno." 1 8 Quote
AstronautNinja Posted August 10, 2024 Posted August 10, 2024 21 minutes ago, Gerontious said: These damn immigrants coming over here taking our traditional dances. Not even our fruity dungarees are safe 2 Quote
TimR Posted August 23, 2024 Posted August 23, 2024 On 03/08/2024 at 22:30, AstronautNinja said: ...arrive at the Italian border. The Italian customs officer stops them and says, "It'sa illegal to puta five people in a Quattro." "What are you talking about?" the driver asked. "Quattro meansa four, and you are five-a people." "Quattro is just the name of the car." "Don'ta think you can fool me! Quattro meansa four and you are five-a people, you are breakinga the law." "You idiot! Call your supervisor, I need to speak with someone with more intelligence!" "He can'ta come." "Why not?" "He'sa busy witha two guys in an Uno." f**k waiting around for the Fiat 500 1 4 Quote
Simon Davey Posted August 24, 2024 Posted August 24, 2024 Just saw a Chinese guy hopping and skipping down several flights of stairs, it was Wong on so many levels. 1 5 1 Quote
Steve_M Posted August 25, 2024 Posted August 25, 2024 There are some really strange people out there. I got a message yesterday inviting me to join a group meeting in the local woods to perform Naked Satanic rituals and no one turned up 2 3 Quote
AstronautNinja Posted August 25, 2024 Posted August 25, 2024 2 minutes ago, Steve_M said: There are some really strange people out there. I got a message yesterday inviting me to join a group meeting in the local woods to perform Naked Satanic rituals and no one turned up I got stuck in traffic dude sorry 1 3 Quote
daveinlim Posted August 25, 2024 Posted August 25, 2024 Local man addicted to brake fluid says he can stop any time he wants. 1 4 Quote
AstronautNinja Posted August 25, 2024 Posted August 25, 2024 44 minutes ago, daveinlim said: Local man addicted to brake fluid says he can stop any time he wants. I've been gambling every day for 20 years, you'd think I'd of got addicted by now if it was going to happen 1 2 Quote
AstronautNinja Posted August 27, 2024 Posted August 27, 2024 I used to play a triangle in a reggae band when I was young....... Mi used to stand at the back and ting 1 Quote
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