Your worst joke!!!

[Simon Davey]

I'm offended!

Edited September 27, 2024 by Simon Davey

[husoi]

[Gerontious]

[Shasel]

If R2 is short for R2DR

And Chewie is short for Chewbacca

What is Luke short for?

 

 

A Stormtrooper.

 

 

[Simon Davey]

1 hour ago, Shasel said:

If R2 is short for R2DR

And Chewie is short for Chewbacca

What is Luke short for?

 

 

A Stormtrooper.

 

 

 

Although Really Bad, it's still funny

[Shepherd]

[fredc]

Whats the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The taste

[daveinlim]

[husoi]

[husoi]

How is this an F????

 

 

[Mississippi Bullfrog]

14 hours ago, husoi said:

How is this an F????

 

 

Because Napolean didn't die in battle. 

[manxie49]

[Ian Frog]

4 hours ago, manxie49 said:

Which one of our esteemed forces were you in ? 

Cheers

Ian 

[curlylegend]

3 hours ago, Ian Frog said:

Which one of our esteemed forces were you in ? 

Cheers

Ian 

Diplomatic Corps ?

[manxie49]

13 hours ago, Ian Frog said:

Which one of our esteemed forces were you in ? 

Cheers

Ian 

Full blooded, time served, Infantry soldier all day long .... Best of all I was a corporal , more commonly known in service as a "full screw" 

[Gerontious]

[fredc]

[JRH]

[Simon Davey]

I was at the local church cleaning my testicles in holy water, when a nun caught me, she said it was sacrilegious

[AstronautNinja]

[husoi]

God went missing for six days.

Eventually, Gabriel the archangel found him, resting on the seventh day.

 

He inquired of God, "Where have you been?"

God sighed a deep sigh of satisfaction and proudly pointed

downwards through the clouds,

"Look Gabriel, look what I've made."

 

Archangel Gabriel looked puzzled and said,

"What is it?"

 

"It's a planet", replied God, "and I've put LIFE on it. I'm going to call it Earth and it's going to be a great place of balance".

 

"Balance?" inquired Gabriel, still confused.

 

God explained, pointing to different parts of Earth. "For example,

Northern Europe will be a place of great opportunity and wealth while Southern

Europe is going to be poor; the Middle East over there will be a hot spot."

 

"Over there I've placed a continent of white people and over there is a continent of black people" God continued, pointing to different countries.

 

And over there, I call this place America. North America will be rich and powerful and cold, while South America will be poor, and hot and friendly.

And the little spot in the middle is Central America which is a hot spot.

Can you see the balance?"

 

"Yes" said the Archangel, impressed by Gods work, then he pointed to a small country in Northern Europe,

"What's that one?"

 

"Ah" said God. "That's Scotland, the most glorious place on Earth. There are beautiful snow capped mountains, untouched rivers, streams and lochs of exquisite, timeless beauty.

The people make a drink called Uisge Beatha or Whiskey which means "The Water of Life".

The people are good looking, intelligent and humorous and they're going to be

found travelling the world. They'll be extremely sociable, hard-working and high-achieving, and they will be known throughout the world as warriors, engineers, inventors and pioneers.

 

Gabriel gasped in wonder and admiration but then said

"You said there will be BALANCE!"

 

God replied wisely.

"Wait until you see the bast*rds I'm putting next to them!".

[Simon Davey]

I can't believe you insulted the Welsh in such a manner......

 

I am actually 1/2 English/Welsh, and thought that was funny 

[Simon Davey]

 

There's a new fragrance for introverts, it's called Leave Me The Fa Cologne

[Gerontious]

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[daveinlim]