TimR Posted January 20, 2019 Posted January 20, 2019 You know what it has to be commended at his age that the last accident Prince Philip was involved in was 1997. Quote
Slowlycatchymonkey Posted January 21, 2019 Posted January 21, 2019 Anyone who’s ever suffered a broken wrist wouldn’t commend him. Quote
Six30 Posted January 21, 2019 Posted January 21, 2019 Anyone who’s ever suffered a broken wrist wouldn’t commend him. Woooosh Quote
Slowlycatchymonkey Posted January 21, 2019 Posted January 21, 2019 Anyone who’s ever suffered a broken wrist wouldn’t commend him. Woooosh Oops lol Quote
Tango Posted January 21, 2019 Posted January 21, 2019 A man walked out to the street and caught a taxi just going by.He got into the taxi, and the cabbie said, "Perfect timing. You're just like "Brian!Passenger: "Who?"Cabbie: "Brian Sullivan. He's a guy who did everything right all the time. Like my coming along when you needed a cab, things happen like that to Brian Sullivan, every single time."Passenger: "There are always a few clouds over everybody."Cabbie: "Not Brian Sullivan. He was a terrific athlete. He could have won the Grand Slam at tennis. He could golf with the pros. He sanglike an opera baritone and danced like a Broadway star and you should have heard him play the piano. He was an amazing guy."Passenger: "Sounds like he was something really special."Cabbie: "There's more. He had a memory like a computer. He remembered everybody's birthday. He knew all about wine, which foods to order and which fork to eat them with. He could fix anything. Not like me. I change a fuse, and the whole street blacks out. But Brian Sullivan, he could do everything right."Passenger: "Wow. Some guy then.Cabbie: "He always knew the quickest way to go in traffic and avoid traffic jams. Not like me, I always seem to get stuck in them. But Brian, he never made a mistake, and he really knew how to treat a woman and make her feel good. He would never answer her back even if she was in the wrong; and his clothing was always immaculate, shoes highly polished too. He was the perfect man! He never made a mistake. No one could ever measure up to Brian Sullivan." Passenger: "An amazing fellow. How did you meet him?Cabbie: "Well, I never actually met Brian. He died. I'm married to his f****ing widow." Quote
Six30 Posted January 21, 2019 Posted January 21, 2019 Another Keep up Neil I posted that 3 days ago Quote
NeilM Posted January 21, 2019 Posted January 21, 2019 Another Keep up Neil I posted that 3 days ago oops Quote
Slowlycatchymonkey Posted January 21, 2019 Posted January 21, 2019 ... Which ones the freeloader?! Quote
NeilM Posted January 21, 2019 Posted January 21, 2019 ... Which ones the freeloader?! HmmmmDo I comment or not???One had an independent career and was a succesful woman before joining the royal family Tothers queen On stella Quote
Six30 Posted January 21, 2019 Posted January 21, 2019 ... Which ones the freeloader?! The fooking lot of em . Quote
SometimesSansEngine Posted January 23, 2019 Posted January 23, 2019 I'll be amazed if this hasn't been shared before, but it appeared on my Facebook Memories today so I just had to share it here Quote
Baldrick Posted January 23, 2019 Posted January 23, 2019 I threw my wife a surprise Bukkake party for her birthday. You should have seen her face Quote
Six30 Posted January 23, 2019 Posted January 23, 2019 Wife - " do you want anything to eat "Husband - " what are the choices "Wife - " yes or f*^king no " Quote
Stu Posted January 24, 2019 Posted January 24, 2019 Paddy and Murphy fancy a Pint but only have a £1 between them. Paddy goes off and buys a sausage. Murphy says are You mad? Now we're skint! Come on says Paddy follow Me. They go into the pub order two pints and drink them before they pay. Paddy shoves the Sausage through the zipper of his Jeans and tells Murphy to get down on his Knee's and suck it. The Barman go's berserk and throws them out. 10 pubs and 10 pints later Murphy says..'I cant do this any more, my Knee's are sore and I'm pissed. How do you think i feel? Says Paddy, I can't even remember which Pub I lost the Sausage in!? Quote
Topper Posted January 24, 2019 Posted January 24, 2019 Why do Lobsters not share??Because they are Shellfish Quote
Slowlycatchymonkey Posted January 24, 2019 Posted January 24, 2019 Why do Lobsters not share??Because they are Shellfish That’s so bad it’s good Quote
mikestrivens Posted January 24, 2019 Posted January 24, 2019 Why do Lobsters not share??Because they are Shellfish Christmas cracker joke? Quote
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