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Oh the services are really struggling or something at the minute, we had a similar experience. We phoned up because the laddo was ill, we wanted some advice and they ended up thinking he needed an ambulance - for constipation . We knew he was constipated he was just having a rough time, but they said they were referring us to the ambulance service. They phoned within an hour (nurse) and said they didn't think he needed an ambulance but would get a doctor to phone us back. Doctor phoned us at 3am, about 6-7 hours after we were first told he needed an ambulance. By this point said turd had already dispatched itself and the boyo was more than happily asleep.

You owe me 10 minutes of my life.

Yes I plan to move my shite money into it each month - the money I would use to buy a coffee with or when I pop into the shops. I do spend little bits quite often so I imagine it'll tot up quite quickly.

Thanks Joeman just signed up for that. I assume your £2 is rounding up £8 to £10 for example.

£30 for a charger to keep your battery going a few years, vs a new battery yearly at £50+

Ta. Yeah I know In just trying to think if I could get nicked for incriminating myself Police are searching for the local arse grabber.

Will you teach him about bikes when you're done though?

If it's cranking like you say I'd be looking at spark plugs next. Did you replace the rectifier before the battery? If it's a charge issue the bike doesn't crank typically

I want can't afford. Looks lovely that.

Turns out that important date was the missus starting her new job , she's doing a night shift and gets home after 10am. I'll probably have to see on the day what time she makes it home.

I got one for xmas, but haven't had to adjust my chain since so not even opened it yet

Sorry , what was tongue in cheek ? Basin under bike , undo plug , drain oil, hold bars and move the bike upright, Dain the last bit of oil , put the plug back in , get a measuring jug and pour in the correct amount of oil . Done . Do you need two stands to drain the oil ? No. It depends why the drain bolt is, on wether you need to even lift it upright. Mines in the corner of the case on the side where you'd drain it, so on the side stand the drain bolt is the lowest point .

I should be there, that date rings a bell as important. I'll find out when I tell Mrs Beefy I'm going out on the bike and she tells me off for forgetting .

Spend your money on oil . I don't think having a rear paddock stand could hurt? It'd make chain maintenance easier

I would MASSIVELY overfill the oil if i did it on the side stand Well the level is designed to be checked upright, but the draining is done on the side stand. I guess at the very least he needs a second set of eyes to check the level .

I dunno about yours, but mines designed to be changed on the side stand.

You are a jerk Here she is, the funniest turd alive.

Be careful using it to search for Jamie oliver's 'sausage in cider' Will do. That said, if anyone knows how to jerk beef, he does. I certainly know how to jerk Beef.

Throw in some rear break for more stability and keep up the revs, the examiners want to hear the engine to know you're doing it properly

Google BT sport's stream on the day. There's loads easily accessible . People stream all channels all day on some websites.

Cambridge? That's a fair old ride for Throttled

Just hold next years rally at a Tranny club somewhere.... did any one not dress as a lady . I'm supposed to be Freddy Mercury actually .

He's a credit to you [mention]NeilM[/mention] he comes across as adult and that's why he got treated that way rather than like a kid . Also I do find that bird on karaoke was mint

Not as shameful as not having a bike, even [mention]Glorian[/mention] has a bike now. pfft.