Mickly

Ah, but .... Are all internet cookies the same? (I think not) If they are not, what flavours are they? Has each cookie got its own flavour? What flavour is TMBF cookie? I think we should be told !!

Doesn’t work if a tit in a van overtakes and pulls sharp in front of you - I’m not going to slam on the anchors on the motorway ever time ‘just in case ‘

Jammy fcuker .. wish I’d got relatives that were that useful Instead of a permanent drain in my time !!

Having travelled many miles today on the motorway, I was somewhat perturbed by the many vehicles ( mostly lorries and vans ) who were dumping sheets of frozen snow off their roofs onto the road and anyone following them. Surely this cannot be legal? Having driven through 3 of these sudden events I was grateful I wasn’t on a bike!!

You got one for the other foot?

The Aldi one I got is shit ... zip broke after 3 months / 2000 miles.

Ideal winter hack ( if it goes for sensible money - only 20 hours left ) https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/honda-cbr-600f-k-/333025905180

Although it was a very long time ago (1977) so I might be mistaken... I used to have a Saturday job at International Motorcycles in Bromsgrove, and one of my jobs was making up metal number plates with plastic moulded characters and fitting them to new bikes. From what I remember the plates were fixed on with dome headed metal inserts with a spring washer that fitted into a groove in the insert at the back. Of course this might have just been the dealers choice.

I found the best way to fit the stand was to tap the LH fitting into place first then offer the stand up to it, this keeps the stand away from the frame and potential scratching. And as [mention]goat[/mention] says, make sure it’s good and tight - if you’re a bit limp wristed use something on the tightening screw to give some mechanical advantage ( not too much though or you’ll crack the welds )

B’stards Best check the rest of the bike over for any other hidden damage. Hopefully that’s it !!

I use on on my Speed Triple, only problems I’ve had is the LH fitting scratching the frame ( user error ... grrrr ) and the LH fitting being such a snug fit that I have to use grips to remove it. I spoke to the ABBA people at the NEC who said that it has to be snug due to the way it works and are aware that there can be issues with that range, but if I sent it to them they would bring it down and re-anodise it for free - I haven’t bothered. If yours does not fit at all, then a bit of measuring maybe required. Is it one with a cup and centre pin ( as per the Speed Triple )?

I had a remould on the back of my GSXR750 - cheap to buy but I’d never do it again - allegedly on a Pirelli carcass but the handling could only be described as ‘odd & inconsistent’ I persevered for a couple of K coz I didn’t want to accept that I was wrong and everyone who’d warned me was right. Eventually I got so nervous about it I wrecked it publicly with a huge burn out, then bought a proper one ( and spent f*cking ages cleaning the molten rubber off the back of the bike ) Do NOT consider remoulds for road use ( maybe if your going drag racing )

I used the 3 point paddling technique on small North Devon roads as I got continually lost trying to bag tags. I managed to drop the rear wheel into a ditch on two occasions, luckily brute force and minimal off road experience dug me out of trouble. The lesson learned is don’t automatically assume clumps of foliage are on a firm footing, only reverse on to what is absolutely firm ground!!

I got prevented from making lawful progress to the Waterman at Hatton by the Police many many years ago ... There had been much ‘spirited’ riding in the weeks before. I was threatened with arrest for not complying with their directions, almost came close to punching the officious twat (again) things were getting feisty the more of us they stopped, so a few meat wagons turned up, not wanting to see the inside of a one again I f*cked off spraying gravel up the side of the van ( childish I know but deeply satisfying). I think I heard that they stopped the wrong guy ( barrister) who caused them a load of shit and they just stuck to heavily policing all the roads nearby on a Wednesday night until everyone pissed off somewhere else.

Should have put some pics in the pit stop section , I would have liked to have seen the insides of a Nerf Blaster . Thought of putting it on the air rifle thread, but thought it would be seen as piss taking... should’ve really!!

I seem to alternate between fixing grandkids toys and being my Mums personal DIY and I.T. Fixer. When did I ever find the time to work? Took my grandsons Nerf blaster ( Xmas prezzie) apart as it had jammed - loads of plastic bits and springs etc - bloody nightmare to fix but worth it all to see the smile on his face and the big hug !! I got the same off my Mum for sorting out her sky box. I don’t grumble ( much )

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As Mike said, J&S Digbeth Also Streetbike Halesowen are good ( little bit out of your way )

I had this happen many moons ago on my GSXR750: A nice sweeping LH bend usually taken at about 90mph knee skimming the tarmac. Just once I felt something wasn’t right, and for no reason I could remember slowed to about 40mph and went round pretty much upright...... I was faced with a grain spill about an inch deep. Only just managed to stay upright... dread to think what might have happened if I’d done it as usual, The faeries were truly with me.

Always have an escape route in case the unexpected happens.

Best: Stranglers - B’ham Mayfair Suite, 1976 Clash - B’ham Toprank 1977 X-ray Spex - B’ham Barbarellas 1978 Damned - B’ham Barbarellas Unexpected: An unknown UB40 - B’ham Uncle Sams Wierdest: Iggy Pop - B’ham Barbarellas Worst supporting: Athletic Spizz 80 ( supporting Clash ) Best supporting: Steel Pulse ( supporting Stranglers) Rezillos ( supporting Clash )

Haven’t worked all year, don’t plan on starting now

Walked out of the pub with my girlfriend, her moped ( step-thru chicken chaser) was missing, moment of sheer panic, I then spotted a group of local yoofs hiding around the corner giggling, I was just about to give chase when the gf spotted her moped - it was on the top of the flat roof above the gents bogs on its stand. Luckily I was able to get the assistance of a couple of burly blokes out of the bar to help get it down, no damage. The local yoofs booed. Foot note: One of the blokes who helped us recognised one of the yoofs, next time we were in that pub someone anonymously brought us a round of drinks as way of apology and passed on an assurance that our bikes were now safe from any type of interference.

Any road out of London or Leicester !!

Brilliant, I’ve nicked it and sent it on.