Trooper74

Sorry, Engineer ... we can't help ourselves ....... However .. if you'd quoted the post i was actually replying to it would have made sense ... ok .. possibly not ...... and just in case ... HHG ... Hitch Hikers Guide .... It's a book .... paper thingy .. ish ...

OR ... Go to fishing shops ... one piece, padded, warm and waterproof 1 piece suits for not a lot of cash ....

Sorry to be difficult but the answer is ... 43 ... The Hubble Constant was thought to be .. 42 ... but after the Hubble telescope was put in orbit ... and repaired ... It turned out to be 43 ... not 42 ... But the HHG had already been written / produced on radio / been on tele .....

I wear relatively cheap Chinese manufactured cordura trousers with armour fitted .... <£50 a pair from ebay .... But i also have a pair of £10 bright orange totally waterproof over trousers purchased from the local PPE / work wear shop ..... big and baggy and can be pulled on in seconds over the normal kit .... mmmmm .. warm and dry ....

What ? Smashing it up the beach, killing all males within range and capturing anything vaguely female for lunch ...

Strawberry flavoured KY Jelly ..... unlocks all my Ladies sticky bits ....

I'm on Mac Book 2015 i7 15" .... squished pics only on this site ... I've downloaded the pics into my photos and all is well .... so it's the site ??

How come the pics are all squashed up ?

Thank you that was great ... a right, riveting read as they don't say here in Yorkshire ... many thanks ...

Happens all the time ... oblivious in the tin box .....

Sorry James, I can get on my high horse some times ... Hope things work out for you ....

And the narcissists are back in the room ..........

I was caned, aged 6, for getting my times tables wrong by Mrs. McConkey ... again and again until my hands bled. My mum called my Uncle John .... Uncle John called one of his Brothers in the Lodge. The headmaster, Mr Hamley had a visit from some of the Lodge Brothers .... I was never caned again.

Jammy Red wine in huge glasses and steak and salad wraps tonight. We don't have dinner until after 8pm ... The first wave of girls is safely in their bedroom pretending not to be watching tiktoc on their phones by then ...

Mollydonalds Night tonight ..... Mondays Molly (11) re-creates McDonalds happy meals for herself, her little sister and big brother .... Chicken nuggets, microwave fries, ketchup in small pots all served in 70's "chicken in the basket" baskets ..... At least we can control the quality of what they eat ..... and it's the closest the children get to actual McDonalds ... Julie and I have something later ... something much nicer ....

Trust me ... It's overrated .......

My grandson has an ANPR app linked to the DVLA database on his iPhone ..... such fun finding the grannies on the motorway without MOT's ..

One of the guys I work with, our Engineering Director is about to be banned .... for the second time ... speeding points .... He's lucky to be keeping his job .... But XTreme is right ...nobody died ...

So you can modify text that I post ... is that MOD privileges ....? Or just cut and paste ?

It's a 30 mph area for a reason .... not a giggle ..... and i've had my fair share of points over the years ... paid the fines, did the speed and phone awareness courses ..... but took responsibility for it, learned and moved on .... slower and without the phone in my hand .... I didn't bleat about it ...

Hang on a minute ... 48mph in a 30mph area and we're all patting him on the back and being supportive ... If he'd hit a child at 48 in a 30 they would be dead ..... And he knows that ... he's a health professional .... " No critical comments" ... B*ll*ocks .... get banned !

To be honest none of the nominations for TOTY seem to be particular twatish at all ... There seems to be a confusion between funny and twat .... All of those desperate to be awarded the TOTY are just funny, sarcastic, humorous, blunt .... but twats ..... no where near it ......

He was riding fixed wheel without brakes .... Very Stupid .... but very fashionable among the hipsters of Londonistan ... I ride fixed wheel daily ... 2 brakes !!

And that includes mobility scooters .!!

Well if your are banned, and your a homeopath, .... your patients will just get better in due course won't they ..... ? As usual ...