Trooper74

Enjoy having food in the supermarkets and fuel in the garages ? The right way, the wrong way ... and the Railway ...... Thats why i’m on the road most days .....

No .. but i've been cutting trees down safely for 40 years ..... and 99% of those you employ are lying to you about their insurance ... check for the Irish accent ...lol I normally take 50% of the cord wood as payment and i clear the site ...

Chainsaw, Bowie knife and Gimp mask .... don’t leave home without them ...

That sounds like your paying someone to cut the trees down .... i’ll do it for free .....

As i travel all over the UK i have my trusty chainsaw with me at all times .... who pays for wood ....

125 James bitsa ... given free by Walter, an old gentleman i worked with at the Crawford's Burn Inn, just east of Belfast. We where the pot washers ... I crashed 3 times on the way home ... was forbidden to have it by my Mum ... But, Mr. Dixon heard the one way shouting match and waved me to his house, 3 doors away, and pointed to his garage ... He helped me rebuild it into a safe bike to ride (ish ) and his wife Deborah defused my Mum .... I rode it to school across the fields. I was 14....

Depeche Mode trance mix ups and lots of female trance vocal stuff

More power for an abusive Police Farce .... sorry i’ll pass this one by ....

Morning all, weather going to be good today, thats overcast, dryish and above freezing, so off to work on the bike for an hour then an escape into the Peaks or towards the coast for some “David and the motorbike” time.

Sorry Steve .... Totally agree with you ...

Not sure why you have included me in your post ...????

Goodnight Tom ... good innings, well played .... Our humour is what makes us British...

The thaw has started, the back garden, paved, is now a minefield of dog poo hidden and not so hidden by the snow ....

Walking beam ?

I don’t like cats .... not at all .... ever ... Cats love me, whirl around my feet, 1 eyed killer moggies from Cornwall curl up on me .... and purr ... As soon as i walk in to a room with a cat that “Hates People” ... It wanders over to me and starts stroking ME!!! It’s a cat plot !!!!

How come he had his family with him ?? Dare I ask .....

Wonderful old soldier dies after massive fund raising effort. Total respect ..... Surrounded by his devoted family ! really ?? ..DM ... surely not ...

All our local barns have been converted into designer executive “grand designs” things ... ..... If your after a new 8 series BMW there the place to look ....

I took our dog, Corrie, for his annual jabs and he didn’t come back. Total renal failure .... 15 years old .... julie and i had the day off work and cried a bucket, bottle of red wine and more tears .... mad i know .....

Good idea .... In the Armed Forces of the UK, 4 ranks, the highest, 28 people, earn over £100,000 per annum ..The highest being £108,000. According to the Armed Forces Pay Review Body 2019 ... How many non clinical members of the NHS earn over £100,000 i wonder ... Anyway .... back to Starships ... and huge explosions on launch pads .....

The UK infrastructure is like the NHS ... It doesn’t matter how much money you throw at it it will absorb it, get no better, and move on. Fresh ways of doing things ... Sack everyone in the NHS on a contract with a basic value over £100k ... if we really need them we‘ll have them back as contractors at an hourly rate ... Apply the same criteria to Highways England and all other infrastructure groups ... with me chaps ? The problem with fresh ideas is just that .... we don’t like change in the UK ... otherwise we wouldn’t still have Boris and his bunch of murdering clowns ... I’m with you SW .... but i doubt many others would be ...

Whats the space programme ever done for us !! Velcro, super glue, cardiac devices, drugs, wine, the aqueducts,, peace ....

You've already been there Bender ... Pizza delivery I believe ....

While i was still serving i applied for British Antarctic Survey duties .... And soon after found out my then girlfriend ( now wife )had also applied after hearing me talk about it ... That was a difficult afternoon ... a few tears, 2 bottles of wine .. and an amazing evening .. !!! Neither of us was selected ....

Hope they don’t take any snowflakes ......