Trooper74

Number 2 haircut .... works for boys and girls .... wear a helmet liner ... really freaks out people before you put the helmet on ..... Mines out of my Phantom F4J flying helmet ...lol .... Ill post a pic ...

She'll move in and you'll both have such amazing sex together you'll forget all about the finance thing ...... until it's too late and she's moving out with Lars the personal trainer .... .... Or! Jenny, the red haired girl on horse back .... the bitch !!!!!!! Sorry lost it there for a bit .....................

Love filtering ... it's just fun ... even when they overtake you 5 miles later ... it's still fun ... Good test of spatial awareness ..... just don't fail the test ...

Sit next to it and talk about sailing boat hire in the Maldives ... and within a few hours the adverts on your laptop or device will be for .... Sailing Boat Hire in the Maldives .... It's even worse if you have a Mac Book ... start talking about cycle hire in Nepal and within minutes the adverts appear ... It's a game my grandson and I play ....

It's listening to everything you say ... day in , day out ....

My wifes retired so has no earned income and is not yet old enough for pensions to kick in ... I transfer a chunk of money to her account each pay day on the basis that the income is the income, i couldn't work the way i do without her support, so it's our income, not yours or mine.

My first car , Morris Minor , didn't have a heater fitted ... it was an extra .... ! in winter driving over Salisbury plain to Newquay i would have to stop now and again to scrape ice off the inside of the windows ... Or stop breathing .... The Transit has heated screens front and rear ...

Food straight from Beelzebub's Bottom ....

One of my very, very, tenuous claims to fame was a picture of me in cool shades and a black t-shirt in Back Street Heroes Mag ... on the front it said "Death before Disco" on the back it said "Death before Pot Noodle" ..... How things have changed ...... OH, and just to clear a few things up .. I also invented Moped Mayhem and Skateboards .... ......

Have you ever watched Lazy Town ... ..... .... Now thats scary .... I'm not letting Spartacus anywhere near my girls !!!

We did LEJOG in 2019 ... 10 of us cycling and julie and Riley in one very ratty camper van, carrie and steve in their home built van and Linda in her tiny camper ...the rest of the guys camped ... we where at a campsite in Devon when a guy on a motorbike climbed over the gate and waved to us as he wandered past ... he had a kettle with a 1 mtr ..ish cable .. found a pitch power point, ... boiled his kettle .. made his coffee and porridge... and climbed over the gate ... after eating lots of our biscuits ... he never paid for camping but would just pinch their lecky for his morning coffee and breakfast ... Top Chap ... Carrie .. Riley ( 7 months old) ... Julie ...

I've not renewed my Veteran Time Trial Association membership for the first time in 20 years so MAG haven't got a chance.

Loved the movie ... accurate or not .... great film ...

This is the way ......

Dobbies is owned by Midlothian Capital Partners and Hattington Capital.... but was previously owned by Tesco who made £100M profit on the sale ....

AAHH ..but ... garden centres provide the wherewithal to grow your own food ... essential here in Year Zero land....

I can't see why McDonalds, Kentucky et al are open either .... but they are .... But hang on ... we know that lockdowns make no difference ...so why not ...

We're all at work ... roads where mobbed this morning, M1 near to congestion, nobody is paying any attention to this pathetic government it seems. And we received a 7 figure order from a major railway company before 8 am ... which is nice ...

The girls are in school in the morning ..... confirmed by school ...

We are working to get the girls into school ... Connor has given up and is going too re-take year 12 in September 2021 ... if possible ... I honestly believe unless there is civil disturbance / uprising this is the future for all of us ..... the sheeple will inherit the earth

MAMIL kit is brill for wearing under motorbike kit to keep warm in the winter .... honestly ....

We've got 11 and 9 year old girls we're dreading it ..... thought we'd finished with that hell, bad enough in our 30's .... never mind our 60's .. ...

And suddenly ... without warning ...She'll be 3 .... and you'll wonder where it all went ...

It's a stupid idea !

Truly a Darwin Awards moment .... camping stove in the tent ..never ... in the porch way open to the atmosphere only