A Tattooist opened up next door to the chippy I work at. He came around to speak to the owner and said it smells on the street of fish and chips and he might need to get the council to take action.
The owner told him the Fish shop had been there at least 40 years to his knowledge, he had owned it for 15 of those. He had all the extraction going towards the sky and was doing everything the council required. Also most importantly the fish shop was there when you chose the location and decided to open up next door to it!
Never heard another peep out of him and he moved to another town about a year later