Tiggie

@AstronautNinja No worries, I'm the only one who does any work here anyway

Update.... It wasnt headless Looked like it had been stuck there a few days at least. Thrown into the woods over the road. I'm patiently waiting now to hear someone shouting out " for f*cks sake fido, put it down!! "

Guess what I'm doing when I get home from work?

As long as you are not selling a product it will be fine I have not received any messages so not sure what the problem could be. Just clicking the "contact us" button at the bottom of the page is usually enough.

The spammers who have apparently cancelled my driving license

Welcome to the forum

Do not be impressed by my welding skills as I truly have none I can get the bits of metal to stick together and then I spend 3 times as long with the grinder to make it look halfway acceptable I still have my bosses old watering can hidden in my garage, he asked me if I could reattach the handle, I managed that but put so many holes in it that it wouldnt be able to hold cement let alone water!

Snapped the key to my shed this morning Annoyingly I have a spare but it is the original that came with the lock and is too short as I made the shed door pretty thick so needed a longer key cut for it I could of nipped down to timpsons and got a new one cut but i'm from Yorkshire and have access to a welder

Only one way to be sure......... Hapy Burfday

My first full day off in 17 days. Glorious sunshine outside and I can't be arsed doing anything

Welcome to the forum. I believe on lots of hondas you can hold the odometer button and then turn the key to the first position ( not starting engine) then keep holding the button until the light switches off.

Welcome to the forum

@RideWithStyles I approved the post solely for the entertainment it will bring

Moved this to its own thread to make it more visible. Hopefully someone will be along soon who might have some ideas as I don't

Bollocks to that Was bad enough with the Wife grabbing hold of me and leaning back for bloody photos

Should all be done now

@AstronautNinja Done

I have just got back from doing the NC500 with my Wife ( only our second holiday together with no kids! ) Despite being stuck in a car for 8 days we are still together All credit to my Wife, she did all the planning and booked us some cracking places to stay in, the highlight for me being this cabin on the mountainside in Ullapool.... Was knackering carrying suitcases up to it though! Roads were a bit dodgy in places, by that I mainly mean potholes, and as it was raining most of the time that made it fun not knowing if it was a puddle or a 6inch hole Unfortunately applecross was completely misted over with no visibility at all so on the way back instead of taking the pass we went on the coastal road. Glad we did as it is a great road with barely any other cars to be seen, would of been fun on a bike Also I have just learned that the footbridge over Corrieshalloch Gorge that my Wife forced me to go across (despite knowing how much I hate heights) got shut down the day after we went as they have discovered potential structural issues!!

One of the few things I miss about one of my old jobs working nights at a petrol station was being completely in charge of ordering newspapers and magazines. That petrol station had the most well stocked biker section you could believe Bike, Ride, Back Street Heroes, Motorcycle Mechanics, Fast Bikes, streetfighters....... I even had the American mags like EasyRiders and Iron horse

I had a karcher k2 for about 10 years with no issues. Decided it was time to upgrade and got the K4. It lasted a year before a plastic elbow pipe inside split Only cost around a tenner to fix and was easy enough to do but still......

Scam scam scam!!

Happy birthday!!