Tiggie

lending? I thought he kept it!!!

if you can't fit it in time try and bring it along anyway, megawatt will LOVE to have a reason to use his angle grinder and welder

that reminds me of when I worked at a newsagent. Woman came in and asked me if we sold pornos. I pointed her over to the magazines. She wandered over, then stomped back to me and said quite loudly ' I said polos, MINTS!'

anyone else notice all these stories involve women?

anyway, you usually end up in someone else's tent anyway so won't need to bring one

my bosses wife asked if World War 2 was the one we lost

I reckon Mr Healy will have a go!!

if you have an alarm please don't arm it. last year I got good bloody sick of hearing a certain persons rsv alarm going off whenever anyone felt like a laugh and gave the tyres a kick

Happy Birthday!

couldn't let you do your own birthday announcement Happy Birthday!!

if it makes you feel better I've just finished a 70hr week working as a fish fryer!! http://www.cool-smileys.com/images/2060.gif

is this about the bay watch theme for the ladies costumes this year?

Happy Birthday!!

don't care about the adult one, I want to see what gets talked about in the mods section

very tempted to make a joke about your Harley but seeing as you're bigger than me...........

2 man tent is best for 1 person as you have room for your gear, since you are coming with someone and odds are neil (nman) will end up asleep in your tent i'd go for a +4!!!

my one was £20 from asda, has lasted two rallies and a few other trips. dead easy to use and fits easy on bike

woman indicating to turn right as she is going up a hill. I'm coming down the hill see her and the 5 or 6 cars behind waiting so I slow down while waving her on. I come to a complete stop while still waving at her. look a bit closer and she is on her mobile and faffing with her hair in the rear view mirror carried on my way leaving her in her own little world

Happy Birthday!!

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hope you managed to go before lights changed back leaving everyone else stuck on red

coffee, biscuits & phone charging at the rally

well said and I echo the sentiments myself

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