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Joeman

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  1. Looks like it's covered in unicorn poo. http://youtu.be/YbYWhdLO43Q
  2. Joeman

    C-Spanners

    Technique used here to adjust coilover suspension without a c-spanner. "> Screenshot_20170802-204002.png Shudder!! he didn't even loosen the locking ring!! I know! Such a chavvy way to do it.. lol
  3. Joeman

    C-Spanners

    Can't even picture how that would work! Technique used here to adjust coilover suspension without a c-spanner. ">
  4. Joeman

    C-Spanners

    Or use a flat blade screwdriver and a hammer
  5. It's gonna be the best painted rat bike ever!
  6. I bought the BMW service tool so I could code my bike to take OEM LED indicators.. bloody expensive! And it's limited so I can only connect it to a certain number of bikes.. it memorises the VIN numbers of the bikes its been connected to.. Useful bit of kit though.
  7. Aliens.. doing weird naughty things to your tyres with their wiggly little alien bits.
  8. Bmw had a good idea - put the valve on the spoke
  9. Joeman

    Bike not starting

    Someone removed the engine?
  10. Thats where ive been going wrong, I've been "Doing the happy that makes you shit"
  11. Yep, sounds like a brake light switch stuck. Should be easy enough to figure out which one by disconnecting them one at a time. If the brake light is still on with both disconnected, you have a short.
  12. Take the bulb out and look in the socket where the bulb screws in. Are there Two contacts or one? Photos please
  13. Who's gonna try one of theses: https://www.lidl.co.uk/en/Non-Food-Offers.htm?articleId=4905
  14. Criminals put themselves into the "dangerous situation" of being in a police cell by breaking the law in the first place! So there is a really simple way to ensure you don't die in custody... Don't break the law!
  15. Why you buying next? A snowmobile?
  16. Yeah, just spray wd40 all over it and it will look great!
  17. I vote for a new law. Whatever contraband you're caught carrying, you are locked up and not allowed out until you've eaten it! Knives, guns, drugs, all edible with enough time.
  18. Hinge the whole side of the shed, so you swing the side open, push bike in, close side and front.
  19. Easy to build a shelter yes. Also it would be more spacious than a bought shed as you could join to the house and use the house as one wall, and take the other side right up to the fence (or whatevers on the other side) How wide is the gap? I push my bike backwards to slot it between other bike and shelving in my junk filled garrage
  20. Cows only exist so we can turn their flesh into burgers and their skin into motorbike leathers. If it wasn't for bikes and burgers, we would be overrun by grass chomping moo-cows!
  21. Wouldn't get a metal shed. They don't breath, they condensate in winter and get too hot in summer. Also metal looks like you have something to hide and cost a fortune! Get a cheap wooden shed instead.
  22. Nobody needs a gear indicator, you pull away in first and go up the gears. Ride in the appropriate gear for the a speed, and when stopping come down the gears and kick it down the gears a few extra times to make sure it's in 1st ready to pull away. No need to even know what gear you are in.
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