Joeman

Yep, I think she wants to be voted out. Good luck to her, whatever happens. Which is worse, losing to the labour party or driving the country through Brexit? Tax payers are screwed either way so I'm using my time more constructively and went for a slap up Chinese meal instead of pretending to care and hanging out at the election booths.. bit drunk now and not certain what animals I just ate but tasted good!! 4am alarm will be interesting.. Nom nom nom nom nom...

Postal votes?? Have none of you heard of this fancy new thing called the internet?? We move money, submit tax returns using it, why not vote??

Well I don't like any of them. Happy to be wasting my vote. Anyone want it because they don't actually check your ID when going to the polling station... Stupid, antiquated backwards system.

Still not seen any of these anti-terror motorbike cops.. Was it just a publicity stunt??

"Enough is enough" "Brexit means Brexit".. There is a pattern formimg here.. she just likes to use the same words twice in sentences.

This is how London bridge looked this morning on my walk to work.. Still traces of blood and a clearly visible path where the van ran the people over.. presumably it's been scrubbed to remove the worst of the blood? Cops everywhere and bunches of flowers left for the victims.. But the view from the bridge was as good as ever

Well we'll be going for a "terror pint" tomorrow just as we always do after a London terrorist attack..

Well I for one won't be changing my ways. It takes more than a few blokes in a white van with kebab knives to put me off going into London and enjoying myself at the bars etc. and I think that's true for most Londoners. The sooner the idiots realise we don't give a sh1t about their silly little cause they are fighting for and that our lives will go on unchanged long after the police have gunned them down, the better. I was round a mates house last night watching this on TV. We were all of the opinion that if someone interupted our nights drinking we would all bundle them at once, get them to the floor and drown them in beer!! Send them to their afterlife with a belly (and lungs) full booze.

Been watching the footage on TV.. I walk to work over London bridge so it's strange seeing my walk to work on TV. I've noticed recently an increased police presence, I wonder if they knew this was going to happen? Last I heard the police had shot two blokes hopefully not dead so we get to drag them through the courts and watch them rot in prison.

That's very cool... A lot quieter than I would have expected but still very very cool.

Chop bits of finger off and leave them hanging covered in fake blood..

Show this to the worthless youth of today..

Halfords trade bargains..

Is there anything preventing you displaying old tickets as well? I'm thinking you should simply display every ticket you ever purchased across your dashboard and let the parking attendant locate the valid one...

I use parkmobile wherever I can. It costs a few pence more but I get electronic proof that I have paid and the option to extend. Also I like the idea that the parking Nazi looks at my car, can't find a ticket, gets all excited and then enters my reg number into his Nazi computer and it tells him he can't give me a ticket because I've paid!! I like the idea that they get instant disappointment.

Buy an old car, write the name and address of your most hated council employee on the new owners slip, park the car in council carpark... Walk away...

You're not a grumpy old man until the lad next door comes asking for his ball back and you hand it back with multiple stab wounds.

Just reset your trip meter and refuel at specific mileage. Don't try to run the bike dry between fuel stops. I wouldn't be trusting a three quid water bottle to hold flammable liquids!

Yes, the "one bag" method works brilliantly. Vango tents are great. At the rallies I always use my leathers as a pillow..great until my face sticks to the leather and I have to peel myself off, but normally too drunk to care so doesn't matter.

You don't need a fuel gauge on a bike like this. It's not a grand tourer. I think they are great little bikes. If we had better weather in the UK I could imagine having one as a run about. I do fear they are trageted at the hipsters though

See if you can make it road legal!!

My vote is for the Indian takeaway who sold me a lamb jalfrezi last night. Newly opened so thought I'd give them a try. Went to collect to save 10%, still came to nearly 30quid for two meals. got it home and it was the wrong order. Called them up and they sent the right order. Started eating it, wasn't impressed - tasted like a cheap supermarket fake​ takeaway and to top it off I've been suffering all day today.. it wasn't even very spicy!! The first and last time I use that takeaway - nobs.

Make sure all your stuff is synced to your Google account. Connect new phone to the WiFi and check everything arrives on the new phone. Can can also use Samsung smarts switch http://www.samsung.com/uk/smart-switch/

Stu will be along shortly to preach about JIS.. lol