fq-craigus Posted January 6, 2016 Share Posted January 6, 2016 Flynne = evolution at its finest haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fozzie Posted January 6, 2016 Share Posted January 6, 2016 Probably best it was nipped in the bud. We don't need a petrolhead mark 2.They should get together and make little Flynn/petrolheads babies... There's half a chance their extreme natures would cancel each other out and the child would be a normal, intellectual person...I'm yet to see a pair of chavs achieve this however. Regardless how many times the bloke has been on crimewatch and the lass on Jeremy Kyle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fozzie Posted January 7, 2016 Share Posted January 7, 2016 People who don't say thank you or make any acknowledgement at all when you open the door for them I don't do it for any personal gain, rather built in good manners. No energy required to say "thanks" or "cheers".And the people who do it often walk around with a face like they found a sloppy turd in their pocket.f**kers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hoggs Posted January 7, 2016 Share Posted January 7, 2016 People who don't say thank you or make any acknowledgement at all when you open the door for them I don't do it for any personal gain, rather built in good manners. No energy required to say "thanks" or "cheers".And the people who do it often walk around with a face like they found a sloppy turd in their pocket.f**kers. It's fun to cheerily say "You're welcome" and watch the confusion as they try and remember if just maybe they did say thank you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fozzie Posted January 7, 2016 Share Posted January 7, 2016 I unfortunately become a child and take the piss. Lines like:"I see why they put your name on the redundancy list now""You finally hear the news then? Oh well, there's always more jobs out there""I've been told you sniff peoples chairs"Have been used on serious repeat offenders. The wide eyed looks I then get make my day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiggie Posted January 7, 2016 Share Posted January 7, 2016 https://youtu.be/hrn0px_anZs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fozzie Posted January 7, 2016 Share Posted January 7, 2016 This happens far too often as wellhttp://youtu.be/XLUTV1IqEPc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glorian Posted January 7, 2016 Share Posted January 7, 2016 Solution.Slam door in everyones face. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fozzie Posted January 7, 2016 Share Posted January 7, 2016 Solution.Slam door in everyones face. You know when you read something and your inner minds voice and it makes it hilarious?Really calmly I read "Solution", then I got carried away with the second part "SLAM THE DOOR IN EVERYONES FACE. THAT IS THE FLAVOUR OF BETRAYAL THEY HAVE CHOSEN!!!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe85 Posted January 7, 2016 Share Posted January 7, 2016 The lorry driver that changed lanes into me when I was halfway along side him. Luckily he glanced in his mirrors before completing the maneuver or he'd be scraping me off his wheels.****. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hoggs Posted January 7, 2016 Share Posted January 7, 2016 Holy moly Joe that sounds terrifying glad you made it out in one piece Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cockercas Posted January 7, 2016 Share Posted January 7, 2016 I think this is my 1st nob of the day.Borght a brand new road racing push bike in xmas eve.Some old bloke decided to drive the wrong way down the road because he didnt want to drive a extra 20m and turn around properly and turned into his drive taking me and my shiney new bike out.Bike is destroyed its bent.Nob. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soll Posted January 7, 2016 Share Posted January 7, 2016 I think this is my 1st nob of the day.Borght a brand new road racing push bike in xmas eve.Some old bloke decided to drive the wrong way down the road because he didnt want to drive a extra 20m and turn around properly and turned into his drive taking me and my shiney new bike out.Bike is destroyed its bent.Nob. make the arse buy you a new one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cockercas Posted January 7, 2016 Share Posted January 7, 2016 He is doing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
onesea Posted January 7, 2016 Share Posted January 7, 2016 Going back to the doors thing, I went to a Roller coaster park you know Alton Towers and the like.I would leave the ride and hold the gate open for the next family in the que. Getting fed up of holding it open for 10's of people I would choose an opportune moment let go and join my family. I got quite practiced at my timing I could split family up with great ease without the gate touching anyone.... One guy went to do the rage bit as I split him and his girlfriend, then girlfriend joined in as she had walked into shut gate expecting him to hold it open for her.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hoggs Posted January 8, 2016 Share Posted January 8, 2016 The pedestrian who crossed the North Circular at a really random point. The traffic was stopped so he just stepped out in front of me from behind a lorry WITHOUT LOOKING AT ALL. Thank a deity of your choice that I was filtering slowly and by sheer luck was a few foot back so could stop without hitting him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrookzV4 Posted January 8, 2016 Share Posted January 8, 2016 http://i.imgur.com/Y8F7oJ2.jpgToday on the A4.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe85 Posted January 8, 2016 Share Posted January 8, 2016 Holy moly Joe that sounds terrifying glad you made it out in one pieceThanks mate. Tbh, I thought getting a bigger bike, I'd be able to blast it out of trouble in a situation like that. In reality, the only thing I actually did was release the throttle and shit my pants. I'd have had no chance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrookzV4 Posted January 9, 2016 Share Posted January 9, 2016 Today's winner. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dzdv6rT9gYU Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hoggs Posted January 9, 2016 Share Posted January 9, 2016 And if he'd been squashed by the bin lorry it would have somehow been the council's fault and more reasons why trucks should be banned from the city because they're too dangerous to cyclists Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrookzV4 Posted January 9, 2016 Share Posted January 9, 2016 And if he'd been squashed by the bin lorry it would have somehow been the council's fault and more reasons why trucks should be banned from the city because they're too dangerous to cyclistsWhat I hate is the fact they'd have held a protest if he died. Like for the woman who died undertaking an HGV at Bank junction. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tuktuk Posted January 9, 2016 Share Posted January 9, 2016 Whoever drew those lotto numbers Give me a break lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wynne G Oldman Posted January 9, 2016 Share Posted January 9, 2016 As a cyclist, motorcyclist and car driver it scares me when I see such arrogant idiocy by some of the cycling community. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JRH Posted January 10, 2016 Share Posted January 10, 2016 As a cyclist, motorcyclist and car driver it scares me when I see such arrogant idiocy by some of the cycling community.+1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cockercas Posted January 10, 2016 Share Posted January 10, 2016 Thats because hes a cycle w**ker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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