fastbob Posted February 12, 2019 Posted February 12, 2019 Who sticks cocktail sticks in a monkeys eye, do you live in Middlesbrough Ohhh sorry they just hang them. That's a bit harsh , a jolly good spanking should do the trick . 🖐 Quote
Mickly Posted February 13, 2019 Posted February 13, 2019 Who sticks cocktail sticks in a monkeys eye, do you live in Middlesbrough Ohhh sorry they just hang them. You did this on purpose didn’t you ...You know damn well it’s Hartlepool not Middles - bog - horror !!We’ll now spiral into a pit of despair over the state of people’s knowledge of British history, not just biscuit history and spelling / grammar. Quote
Moonraker Posted February 13, 2019 Posted February 13, 2019 I wasn't expecting that but then again nobody expects the ..... According to QI, the inquisition (Spanish at least) gave something like 32 days notice.... We'll I wasn't expecting that either ! You sorted your nipples out yet ? Will be playing with my nipple over the next couple of days, which I have off of work. Quote
S-Westerly Posted February 13, 2019 Posted February 13, 2019 Who sticks cocktail sticks in a monkeys eye, do you live in Middlesbrough Ohhh sorry they just hang them. Oooh someone likes poking sticks into wasp's nests! To be fair it's Hartlepool which is home to the notorious monkey hangers. Always good for a windup of the locals when I lived in Co. Durham especially at rugby matches. More than a few black eyes and bloody noses from it. Quote
Via Posted February 13, 2019 Posted February 13, 2019 That's a swizzle stick. In the Caribbean it was originally a stick from a particular tree which had little sticky side branches so you could spin it in the drink to mix it. Noooo a swizzle stick is what you lick and dip into a dib dab. Quote
Guest Posted February 13, 2019 Posted February 13, 2019 That's a swizzle stick. In the Caribbean it was originally a stick from a particular tree which had little sticky side branches so you could spin it in the drink to mix it. Noooo a swizzle stick is what you lick and dip into a dib dab. That's a double dip, a dibdab has a liquorice straw. Quote
Via Posted February 13, 2019 Posted February 13, 2019 That's a swizzle stick. In the Caribbean it was originally a stick from a particular tree which had little sticky side branches so you could spin it in the drink to mix it. Noooo a swizzle stick is what you lick and dip into a dib dab. That's a double dip, a dibdab has a liquorice straw. Ahhh yes my mistake, still not Caribbean Quote
Fleck Posted February 13, 2019 Posted February 13, 2019 What a boring thread. Don't any of you work? Quote
Mickly Posted February 13, 2019 Posted February 13, 2019 What a boring thread. Don't any of you work? Not meJust finished a gym session Quote
Slowlycatchymonkey Posted February 13, 2019 Posted February 13, 2019 What a boring thread. Don't any of you work? Found the time to read it and comment tho didntya!And to answer the question sometimes very hard other times not at all Quote
mikestrivens Posted February 13, 2019 Posted February 13, 2019 What a boring thread. Don't any of you work? Work - what's that? Quote
JRH Posted February 13, 2019 Posted February 13, 2019 According to QI, the inquisition (Spanish at least) gave something like 32 days notice.... We'll I wasn't expecting that either ! You sorted your nipples out yet ? Will be playing with my nipple over the next couple of days, which I have off of work.Are you going to see a tattooist to get it removed. Quote
JRH Posted February 13, 2019 Posted February 13, 2019 What a boring thread. Don't any of you work? No. Quote
Hoggs Posted February 13, 2019 Posted February 13, 2019 .....we have a general banter thread people Don't make me get the rolled up newspaper!! Quote
fastbob Posted February 13, 2019 Posted February 13, 2019 .....we have a general banter thread people Don't make me get the rolled up newspaper!! You could put some Zip Ties around it to make a more effective beater. Quote
Via Posted February 13, 2019 Posted February 13, 2019 .....we have a general banter thread people Don't make me get the rolled up newspaper!! You could put some Zip Ties around it to make a more effective beater. And trim them at an angle, nothing more dangerous than a pointy zip tie Quote
Slowlycatchymonkey Posted February 13, 2019 Posted February 13, 2019 This is no joke, look what one of the pointy bleeders did to my tank Quote
fastbob Posted February 13, 2019 Posted February 13, 2019 This is no joke, look what one of the pointy bleeders did to my tank 6A3DDE7D-02EF-42F4-A5A2-6F9AB786E61C.jpeg Pointy Bleeders , I saw that on BBC2 , something about a load of Brummie gangsters in flat caps . Quote
fastbob Posted February 13, 2019 Posted February 13, 2019 What a boring thread. Don't any of you work? I've made most of my contributions while AT work . I work for the government though. Quote
Via Posted February 13, 2019 Posted February 13, 2019 What a boring thread. Don't any of you work? I've made most of my contributions while AT work . I work for the government though. Oi that's my taxes you are wasting! Do some blooming work! Quote
mikestrivens Posted February 13, 2019 Posted February 13, 2019 Yes [mention]Via[/mention] needs us all to pay taxes so the NHS can fix his busted leg. Quote
Six30 Posted February 13, 2019 Posted February 13, 2019 What a boring thread. Don't any of you work? I've made most of my contributions while AT work . I work for the government though. Are you Jonny English Quote
Bender Posted February 13, 2019 Posted February 13, 2019 Who sticks cocktail sticks in a monkeys eye, do you live in Middlesbrough Ohhh sorry they just hang them. Oooh someone likes poking sticks into wasp's nests! To be fair it's Hartlepool which is home to the notorious monkey hangers. Always good for a windup of the locals when I lived in Co. Durham especially at rugby matches. More than a few black eyes and bloody noses from it. No ones heard of Hartlepool though Quote
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