Good Morning Good Night and General Chat.

[Trooper74]

Bed time .... up early ... do stuff .. come home ... do stuff ... bed ..... I've had enough of this .......... .

[Bender]

4 minutes ago, Mickly said:

My Stepdaughter is a dental nurse, I get nothing but excellent, free dental care

Not like the butchers the rest of us get stuck with then

[Tiggie]

My Wifes brother is training to be a dentist. He's in his 3rd year at Uni and asked the family if anyone would be willing to go to the clinic and volunteer to let him do an exam. Not one member of the Family volunteered 

[Bender]

1 minute ago, Tiggie said:

My Wifes brother is training to be a dentist. He's in his 3rd year at Uni and asked the family if anyone would be willing to go to the clinic and volunteer to let him do an exam. Not one member of the Family volunteered 

I can see why  

[S-Westerly]

2 hours ago, Bender said:

Not like the butchers the rest of us get stuck with then

Well I have to say my current dentist who I've had for about  12 years now is bloody excellent  and  damned near painless even when doing root canal stuff. NHS as well. Not surprising his practice has an enormous waiting list.

[Bender]

7 minutes ago, S-Westerly said:

Well I have to say my current dentist is bloody. 

Well thats hardly going to calm his nerves  

[rennie]

Good Morning 

[Guest Swagman]

Good morning.

[dynax]

Good morning

[learningtofly]

7 hours ago, Bender said:

Well thats hardly going to calm his nerves  

Actually, my dentist is pitching for the implant gig, so I'm sure he'll be doing his level best to minimise any discomfort 

[Bender]

2 minutes ago, learningtofly said:

Actually, my dentist is pitching for the implant gig, so I'm sure he'll be doing his level best to minimise any discomfort 

I'm sure it will ne fine.

[Tiggie]

  Found an old post of mine from back in May thats relevant to the current topic 

On 15/05/2020 at 20:10, Tiggie said:

Would anyone like to hear my dentist extraction story? tough you are anyway

 

I had a lower molar that needed coming out and my Dentist couldn't do it (she tried for an entire & very horrible 40 minute appointment which felt like something from a prisoner of war film!)

 

I was referred to a specialist who after taking a look said there are two ways I can do this.

 

Option 1: I will cut open your gum line and push the tooth out from below it. You will experience a little discomfort but will have a couple of weeks of soreness and will need stitches.

 

Option 2: I can try extracting with my tools, there will be considerable discomfort now but no stitches required

 

I choose option 2 like a moron

 

He gave me a quick numbing shot and then proceeded to use what looked like an old fashioned corkscrew. He just kept screwing it down and down onto the tooth until I heard and felt it crack You can imagine the force he needed to use to do that as well

 

He then picked out all the bits of broken tooth, stuffed some cotton wool in the empty socket and bid me a good day

 

[learningtofly]

32 minutes ago, Tiggie said:

  Found an old post of mine from back in May thats relevant to the current topic 

 

I'm not logging in again until tomorrow evening.

[Guest Richzx6r]

How shes grown.....

[Bender]

11 minutes ago, Richzx6r said:

How shes grown.....

Bad news, she will continue to grow  

[S-Westerly]

3 hours ago, Richzx6r said:

How shes grown.....

Wait till she trips through the kitchen wearing a broad belt a strappy top and heels on her way  out with friends. Gone through the door before  you get a chance to start roaring.

[Guest Richzx6r]

2 hours ago, S-Westerly said:

Wait till she trips through the kitchen wearing a broad belt a strappy top and heels on her way  out with friends. Gone through the door before  you get a chance to start roaring.

Bugger that shes in a chastity belt till she's 18

[skyrider]

5 hours ago, Bender said:

Bad news, she will continue to grow  

yes and before you know it spotty faced oiks will be knocking on your door enquiring if she is in 

[Guest Richzx6r]

41 minutes ago, skyrider said:

yes and before you know it spotty faced oiks will be knocking on your door enquiring if she is in 

Dont worry I have made the provisions for the spotty little oiks when they come knocking in the shape of a glock 18 airsoft gun 

[rennie]

Good Evening 

[S-Westerly]

29 minutes ago, Richzx6r said:

Dont worry I have made the provisions for the spotty little oiks when they come knocking in the shape of a glock 18 airsoft gun 

I found that I could do a really good glower which discouraged most of the oiks. Daughter used to prime me when an unwelcome  suitor was in the vicinity which worked well. The only one who proved immune is now my son in law and he's a pretty decent bloke.

[Mr Fro]

I think the reason blokes get possessive and pissed off when their offspring start dating is that they know the kid is getting it more than they are.

[Slowlycatchymonkey]

I never had a boyfriend who wasn’t scared witless of my Dad. Consequently I only ever had two boyfriends brave enough to come into the house, I could never see what they were frightened of, it was just my dad. 

Without fail the first thing they’d say after knocking in the door was “Your Dads big isn’t he”

Now Im older I can see exactly what they meant!

[Tiggie]

I have two Daughters, Eldest is 21 and youngest is 12

 

When I first met Cain, her Boyfriend (Now fiance) they were both aged 15 or so. I had just got in from work and they were both sat on the sofa along with my Wife. I said to him "Alright there Darren, how are you?"  he sheepishly said "I'm Cain"  

I turned to my daughter and said "what happened to Darren? I liked him!" then said to Cain "oh well, good to meet you anyway, I need to go get a shower" and scarpered upstairs leaving my Wife trying not to piss herself and my Daughter shouting "I hate you!!"  

[Slowlycatchymonkey]

I think my pops topped that with my husband by ignoring him for a couple of months then when he finally spoke to him said “Better tell me your name as you’re rogering my daughter” and then proceeded to call him Nigel for two years - his names not Nigel or anything like it!

Edited December 1, 2020 by Slowlycatchymonkey