Official Poll for MOTY (Man of the Year) 2020

[Slowlycatchymonkey]

Just now, WD-40 said:

That threesome should have guaranteed he got at least two votes

Yerp, You wudda thought so. 

[WD-40]

@XTreme There's definitely something wrong with the poll. I voted for myself at least 6 times and I've still only got 1 vote

[James in Brum]

That’s assuming that both other participants in the threesome would vote for him here. Maybe he wasn’t that good?

[MarkW]

Now some bast*rd has un-voted for me! I had four votes last time I looked and now I've only got three! 

 

What do you make of this @XTreme? We both know full well how things go tits up when you give these f*cking degenerates a vote: is there no filtering going on behind the scenes to help them out? I don't think half of them can read, so they're probably clicking @fastbob thinking it says MarkW. That's the only logical explanation I can come up with, because why the f*ck would you vote for someone who posts bike-related stuff on a bike forum? That's pretty much the least you can expect, right? You don't get any of that shit from me - I haven't even got a bike! I'm way out there at the edge, posting quality stuff you just don't get elsewhere: Christmas anal sex anecdotes, Swarfiga sex lube advice, amateur taxidermy, spontaneously combusting lab staff...

 

I mean it - if these worthless bast*rds can't pull their fingers out and show their appreciation for having someone of my stamp on the manor there's going to be a right f*cking to do, I'll tell you. It'll be the flounce to end all flounces! 

[Slowlycatchymonkey]

It was probably Geofferz unvoting you after trying out the Swarfega lube advice, he might of had a second invite if it hadn’t of been for that slip up..

Edited December 22, 2020 by Slowlycatchymonkey

[Guest]

1 hour ago, MarkW said:

Now some bast*rd has un-voted for me! I had four votes last time I looked and now I've only got three! 

 

What do you make of this @XTreme? We both know full well how things go tits up when you give these f*cking degenerates a vote: is there no filtering going on behind the scenes to help them out? I don't think half of them can read, so they're probably clicking @fastbob thinking it says MarkW. That's the only logical explanation I can come up with, because why the f*ck would you vote for someone who posts bike-related stuff on a bike forum? That's pretty much the least you can expect, right? You don't get any of that shit from me - I haven't even got a bike! I'm way out there at the edge, posting quality stuff you just don't get elsewhere: Christmas anal sex anecdotes, Swarfiga sex lube advice, amateur taxidermy, spontaneously combusting lab staff...

 

I mean it - if these worthless bast*rds can't pull their fingers out and show their appreciation for having someone of my stamp on the manor there's going to be a right f*cking to do, I'll tell you. It'll be the flounce to end all flounces! 

 

Imbeciles the lot of them Mark!

 

They're taking it out on you cos they're marooned on Plague Island with Genocide Johnson at the wheel!

[fastbob]

1 hour ago, MarkW said:

Now some bast*rd has un-voted for me! I had four votes last time I looked and now I've only got three! 

 

What do you make of this @XTreme? We both know full well how things go tits up when you give these f*cking degenerates a vote: is there no filtering going on behind the scenes to help them out? I don't think half of them can read, so they're probably clicking @fastbob thinking it says MarkW. That's the only logical explanation I can come up with, because why the f*ck would you vote for someone who posts bike-related stuff on a bike forum? That's pretty much the least you can expect, right? You don't get any of that shit from me - I haven't even got a bike! I'm way out there at the edge, posting quality stuff you just don't get elsewhere: Christmas anal sex anecdotes, Swarfiga sex lube advice, amateur taxidermy, spontaneously combusting lab staff...

 

I mean it - if these worthless bast*rds can't pull their fingers out and show their appreciation for having someone of my stamp on the manor there's going to be a right f*cking to do, I'll tell you. It'll be the flounce to end all flounces! 

The Queen's speech is going to a bit of an anticlimax after that . Merry Christmas Mark . 

[Slowlycatchymonkey]

Mark could gives us a queens speech, the sweary version of what she’s really thinkings gotta be better than the real thing

[MarkW]

3 minutes ago, Slowlycatchymonkey said:

Mark could gives us a queens speech, the sweary version of what she’s really thinkings gotta be better than the real thing

Prince Philip could do it: remember when he told that dithering photographer to "Just take the f*cking picture"? 

[Mickly]

45 minutes ago, fastbob said:

The Queen's speech is going to a bit of an anticlimax after that . Merry Christmas Mark . 

[skyrider]

16 hours ago, Slowlycatchymonkey said:

Yerp, You wudda thought so. 

hope he had his weetabix 

[James in Brum]

The Alternate Queen’s speech on Chanel four. This year brought to you by @MarkW Member of the Year

[Bender]

@MarkW This whole MOTY thread has brought your personality disorders along nicely  

[MarkW]

1 hour ago, Bender said:

@MarkW This whole MOTY thread has brought your personality disorders along nicely  

F*ck you! And you haven't fixed my f*cking fire, you twat!

[Bender]

4 hours ago, MarkW said:

F*ck you! And you haven't fixed my f*cking fire, you twat!

Look for the last time you loquacious prick, watch the video.

 

 

[gymwitch]

20 hours ago, Slowlycatchymonkey said:

Mark could gives us a queens speech, the sweary version of what she’s really thinkings gotta be better than the real thing

It would be the only queens speech i had ever watched !!! I love this idea mind you id need a dictionary at hand !! 

[MarkW]

32 minutes ago, gymwitch said:

It would be the only queens speech i had ever watched !!! I love this idea mind you id need a dictionary at hand !! 

Is this another dig at my sesquipedalian tendencies? 

[S-Westerly]

32 minutes ago, MarkW said:

Is this another dig at my sesquipedalian tendencies? 

Probably, after all it's what scientists are noted for - being longwinded. Not as bad as politicians though. Personally prefer the more terse option. 

[fastbob]

37 minutes ago, S-Westerly said:

Probably, after all it's what scientists are noted for - being longwinded. Not as bad as politicians though. Personally prefer the more terse option. 

I've always considered Mark's diatribes to be pleasingly apothegmatic .

[James in Brum]

2 minutes ago, fastbob said:

I've always considered Mark's diatribes to be pleasingly apothegmatic .

Indeed and perfectly cromulent.

[gymwitch]

What has happened to this forum !!!

[Old-codger]

Im a bit late to the poll but  my vote has gone to Bob this year for his outstanding contribution to Bikes and cats but I feel I would of voted for S-Westerly if he had been nominated for his outstanding outbursts against the Fe'#king chinese and their virus they have inflicted on the world.

[skyrider]

3 hours ago, MarkW said:

Is this another dig at my sesquipedalian tendencies? 

now there's a word

[S-Westerly]

Cromulent maybe but apothegmatic I fear not. Entertaining definitely. 

[S-Westerly]

1 hour ago, Old-codger said:

Im a bit late to the poll but  my vote has gone to Bob this year for his outstanding contribution to Bikes and cats but I feel I would of voted for S-Westerly if he had been nominated for his outstanding outbursts against the Fe'#king chinese and their virus they have inflicted on the world.

Awww, I'm touched.