Slowlycatchymonkey Posted December 21, 2020 Share Posted December 21, 2020 Just now, WD-40 said: That threesome should have guaranteed he got at least two votes Yerp, You wudda thought so. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WD-40 Posted December 21, 2020 Share Posted December 21, 2020 @XTreme There's definitely something wrong with the poll. I voted for myself at least 6 times and I've still only got 1 vote 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James in Brum Posted December 21, 2020 Share Posted December 21, 2020 That’s assuming that both other participants in the threesome would vote for him here. Maybe he wasn’t that good? 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarkW Posted December 22, 2020 Share Posted December 22, 2020 Now some bast*rd has un-voted for me! I had four votes last time I looked and now I've only got three! What do you make of this @XTreme? We both know full well how things go tits up when you give these f*cking degenerates a vote: is there no filtering going on behind the scenes to help them out? I don't think half of them can read, so they're probably clicking @fastbob thinking it says MarkW. That's the only logical explanation I can come up with, because why the f*ck would you vote for someone who posts bike-related stuff on a bike forum? That's pretty much the least you can expect, right? You don't get any of that shit from me - I haven't even got a bike! I'm way out there at the edge, posting quality stuff you just don't get elsewhere: Christmas anal sex anecdotes, Swarfiga sex lube advice, amateur taxidermy, spontaneously combusting lab staff... I mean it - if these worthless bast*rds can't pull their fingers out and show their appreciation for having someone of my stamp on the manor there's going to be a right f*cking to do, I'll tell you. It'll be the flounce to end all flounces! 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slowlycatchymonkey Posted December 22, 2020 Share Posted December 22, 2020 (edited) It was probably Geofferz unvoting you after trying out the Swarfega lube advice, he might of had a second invite if it hadn’t of been for that slip up.. Edited December 22, 2020 by Slowlycatchymonkey 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted December 22, 2020 Author Share Posted December 22, 2020 1 hour ago, MarkW said: Now some bast*rd has un-voted for me! I had four votes last time I looked and now I've only got three! What do you make of this @XTreme? We both know full well how things go tits up when you give these f*cking degenerates a vote: is there no filtering going on behind the scenes to help them out? I don't think half of them can read, so they're probably clicking @fastbob thinking it says MarkW. That's the only logical explanation I can come up with, because why the f*ck would you vote for someone who posts bike-related stuff on a bike forum? That's pretty much the least you can expect, right? You don't get any of that shit from me - I haven't even got a bike! I'm way out there at the edge, posting quality stuff you just don't get elsewhere: Christmas anal sex anecdotes, Swarfiga sex lube advice, amateur taxidermy, spontaneously combusting lab staff... I mean it - if these worthless bast*rds can't pull their fingers out and show their appreciation for having someone of my stamp on the manor there's going to be a right f*cking to do, I'll tell you. It'll be the flounce to end all flounces! Imbeciles the lot of them Mark! They're taking it out on you cos they're marooned on Plague Island with Genocide Johnson at the wheel! 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fastbob Posted December 22, 2020 Share Posted December 22, 2020 1 hour ago, MarkW said: Now some bast*rd has un-voted for me! I had four votes last time I looked and now I've only got three! What do you make of this @XTreme? We both know full well how things go tits up when you give these f*cking degenerates a vote: is there no filtering going on behind the scenes to help them out? I don't think half of them can read, so they're probably clicking @fastbob thinking it says MarkW. That's the only logical explanation I can come up with, because why the f*ck would you vote for someone who posts bike-related stuff on a bike forum? That's pretty much the least you can expect, right? You don't get any of that shit from me - I haven't even got a bike! I'm way out there at the edge, posting quality stuff you just don't get elsewhere: Christmas anal sex anecdotes, Swarfiga sex lube advice, amateur taxidermy, spontaneously combusting lab staff... I mean it - if these worthless bast*rds can't pull their fingers out and show their appreciation for having someone of my stamp on the manor there's going to be a right f*cking to do, I'll tell you. It'll be the flounce to end all flounces! The Queen's speech is going to a bit of an anticlimax after that . Merry Christmas Mark . 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slowlycatchymonkey Posted December 22, 2020 Share Posted December 22, 2020 Mark could gives us a queens speech, the sweary version of what she’s really thinkings gotta be better than the real thing 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarkW Posted December 22, 2020 Share Posted December 22, 2020 3 minutes ago, Slowlycatchymonkey said: Mark could gives us a queens speech, the sweary version of what she’s really thinkings gotta be better than the real thing Prince Philip could do it: remember when he told that dithering photographer to "Just take the f*cking picture"? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mickly Posted December 22, 2020 Share Posted December 22, 2020 45 minutes ago, fastbob said: The Queen's speech is going to a bit of an anticlimax after that . Merry Christmas Mark . 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skyrider Posted December 22, 2020 Share Posted December 22, 2020 16 hours ago, Slowlycatchymonkey said: Yerp, You wudda thought so. hope he had his weetabix Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James in Brum Posted December 22, 2020 Share Posted December 22, 2020 The Alternate Queen’s speech on Chanel four. This year brought to you by @MarkW Member of the Year 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bender Posted December 22, 2020 Share Posted December 22, 2020 @MarkW This whole MOTY thread has brought your personality disorders along nicely 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarkW Posted December 23, 2020 Share Posted December 23, 2020 1 hour ago, Bender said: @MarkW This whole MOTY thread has brought your personality disorders along nicely F*ck you! And you haven't fixed my f*cking fire, you twat! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bender Posted December 23, 2020 Share Posted December 23, 2020 4 hours ago, MarkW said: F*ck you! And you haven't fixed my f*cking fire, you twat! Look for the last time you loquacious prick, watch the video. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gymwitch Posted December 23, 2020 Share Posted December 23, 2020 20 hours ago, Slowlycatchymonkey said: Mark could gives us a queens speech, the sweary version of what she’s really thinkings gotta be better than the real thing It would be the only queens speech i had ever watched !!! I love this idea mind you id need a dictionary at hand !! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarkW Posted December 23, 2020 Share Posted December 23, 2020 32 minutes ago, gymwitch said: It would be the only queens speech i had ever watched !!! I love this idea mind you id need a dictionary at hand !! Is this another dig at my sesquipedalian tendencies? 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S-Westerly Posted December 23, 2020 Share Posted December 23, 2020 32 minutes ago, MarkW said: Is this another dig at my sesquipedalian tendencies? Probably, after all it's what scientists are noted for - being longwinded. Not as bad as politicians though. Personally prefer the more terse option. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fastbob Posted December 23, 2020 Share Posted December 23, 2020 37 minutes ago, S-Westerly said: Probably, after all it's what scientists are noted for - being longwinded. Not as bad as politicians though. Personally prefer the more terse option. I've always considered Mark's diatribes to be pleasingly apothegmatic . 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James in Brum Posted December 23, 2020 Share Posted December 23, 2020 2 minutes ago, fastbob said: I've always considered Mark's diatribes to be pleasingly apothegmatic . Indeed and perfectly cromulent. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gymwitch Posted December 23, 2020 Share Posted December 23, 2020 What has happened to this forum !!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old-codger Posted December 23, 2020 Share Posted December 23, 2020 Im a bit late to the poll but my vote has gone to Bob this year for his outstanding contribution to Bikes and cats but I feel I would of voted for S-Westerly if he had been nominated for his outstanding outbursts against the Fe'#king chinese and their virus they have inflicted on the world. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skyrider Posted December 23, 2020 Share Posted December 23, 2020 3 hours ago, MarkW said: Is this another dig at my sesquipedalian tendencies? now there's a word Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S-Westerly Posted December 23, 2020 Share Posted December 23, 2020 Cromulent maybe but apothegmatic I fear not. Entertaining definitely. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S-Westerly Posted December 23, 2020 Share Posted December 23, 2020 1 hour ago, Old-codger said: Im a bit late to the poll but my vote has gone to Bob this year for his outstanding contribution to Bikes and cats but I feel I would of voted for S-Westerly if he had been nominated for his outstanding outbursts against the Fe'#king chinese and their virus they have inflicted on the world. Awww, I'm touched. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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