Hoggs

Hello and welcome! weirdly I was thinking today about my oiled leather boots and what the best thing is to use on them for cleaning / re-oiling so I'll keep an eye on this

Is this another one of your commission revenues??

Top stuff happy customers are much better for business

I'd agree... when mine was new it had hardly any movement at all, a year later it has softened but I still don't think I have that much wiggle room. I'd defo go see what someone who knows what they're talking about!

Yeah looks fine! New jackets always feel worse. after a couple weeks will soften up

This just reminds me of your "hilarious" reply whenever I uses to say what? Which I still can't remember

You should send her the following messages *AUTOMESSAGE* This computer will be shut down in two minutes (two minutes later) *AUTOMESSAGE* SHUT DOWN? To prevent shut down type DELAY then when she types DELAY you reply back with Now I know you've seen this you've got 30 seconds to save your stuff before I boot you off. HAVE A NICE DAY NOW!

Hmmmm Step 1: Fill Neil up on drugs, Step 2: set him wondering free into the internet Step 3: ????? Step 4: Profit

Hiya, unless you've been banned in that time, should still be valid! Way to check is back of your photo licence the A cat should have dates in

Well glad it's not too bad.. although sounds bad enough! Also you don't need to apologise!

Just be careful you don't accidentally start Skynet

Well not eating isn't going to help! And neither is doing nothing so off to the doctors with you. I am really really good at nagging so it's in your best interest to go just to shut me up

if you're having trouble breathing go see the doc. After 5 days of antibiotics it should be getting better. Can no one take you? I wouldn't advise driving either

I'm going to go listen to some of his risqué Janet and John stories to cheer myself up

I remember hearing about them many years ago! I see they are at the Excel show in Feb as well! Good luck in the new job! Not that you need luck because you know what you're doing... I'll get my coat.

Well luckily I have the perfect alibi of not having a car And not being a man Aww locked up back sucks hope you get better soon

Maybe he has Londondriveritis. It's quite common around here buy worrying if it's starting to spread further afield

Everywhere is far away from me. I am outraged you have made the challenge as fair as possible to the majority of users and not specifically tailored it to places near me.

Just seen Bonniebird's EPIC pub crawl pics and as I don't want Rennie shouting at me for writing stuff in the PICS ONLY thread I shall doff my hat here! Nice return to the saddle! You are putting the rest of us to shame though!

So I'm assuming that thankfully you're alright... how's the vehicle?

Well that matches your bike quite well! 500 quid is 500 quid though, I think it's enough of a bargain to throw caution and sense out the window! Also in about three months it's going to have got dirty enough that it will pretty much look all black

I'm stock pilling green spray paint. I can paint either you or the bike

Too short with obnoxious socks. But I live in London which is full of w**kers

Where abouts are you? Maybe you could post in the meets and see if someone is about to ride rear gunner?

Annnnnnnnd this is why people have wheelie bars