Six30 Posted December 9, 2015 Share Posted December 9, 2015 Tyson Fury. He should get nob of the year, let alone day. Yeh your not wrong, for what comes out his mouth and his boxing skills.. Heavyweight division is crap now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hoggs Posted December 11, 2015 Share Posted December 11, 2015 Metro has found another one Man tries to drive off whilst clampedYou want a video you say? Done!http://metro.co.uk/2015/12/10/motorist- ... e-5556002/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glorian Posted December 11, 2015 Share Posted December 11, 2015 Bad quality but its all i can be a rsed to find https://youtu.be/0QIkTZaqtow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boothy Posted December 14, 2015 Share Posted December 14, 2015 Tyson Fury. He should get nob of the year, let alone day. Yeh your not wrong, for what comes out his mouth and his boxing skills.. Heavyweight division is crap now. Deontay Wilder... Joseph Parker... Anthony Joshua.The Joshua v Whyte fight the other night wasn't exactly boring. Tyson Fury is just a nob. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eastanglianbiker Posted December 14, 2015 Share Posted December 14, 2015 blimey theres a blast from the past good to see you still about boothy ................now get out there and get another bike Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RantMachine Posted December 15, 2015 Share Posted December 15, 2015 Blood hell it lives Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fozzie Posted December 15, 2015 Share Posted December 15, 2015 Deontay Wilder... Joseph Parker... Anthony Joshua.The Joshua v Whyte fight the other night wasn't exactly boring. Tyson Fury is just a nob. Agreed, and also, I've seen you lurking from time to time. Welcome back Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joeman Posted December 15, 2015 Share Posted December 15, 2015 The bloke who just got on the train. Asked some poor lady who was clearly struggling with her child to move her bags off the seat so he could sit down.... No, infact he didn't ask he just stood there waiting with a disapproving look on his face.When he sat down he reached into his bag and pulled out a book about cycling... "That explains it" I thought to myself... Seems the same arrogance that makes them think they rule the roads translates to train seats too.Nob. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fozzie Posted December 15, 2015 Share Posted December 15, 2015 A cyclist being a nob? Never!They are all wonderful! They only ever use the designated highways, are always courteous with traffic, and seem to have the best common sens... Oh f**k it.Turns out some things are harder to say with a serious face than "Catholic priests are trustworthy with young boys". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tango Posted December 15, 2015 Author Share Posted December 15, 2015 Indicators.......you don't need to use them except when changing lanes in queuing traffic, when they mean "I am changing lanes and it's your responsibility to get out of my way"! Apparently..... You can then flash your hazard lights to say thank you for nearly causing an accident! I'd post the vid from my dashcam......but the language is a bit Fruity! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
littlecat Posted December 15, 2015 Share Posted December 15, 2015 Oh so many to choose from, but today's award definitely has to go to the nob in the grey car ( early 20,s wearing sunglasses in the fog and pissing rain ) , who despitee having overtaken him , and put my indicators on for a good five minutes while he refused to let me back in... Then managed to completely ignore me for a further few minutes whilst I was riding alongside his window with indicator still going , horn blaring , and arms waving ( in a seriously are you really pretending you can't see me manner ), he actually continued the death stare into the space in front of him for many minutes, I only got back into the lane eventually when uncle Derek slowed his car right down in front of the guy, then accelerated to make me a space .Needless to say once I'd got in, he disappeared backwards like his only gear was reverse ...... Tosser Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Fro Posted December 15, 2015 Share Posted December 15, 2015 Simple one from me - some bloke who pulled out of the petrol station with his side stand down heading towards a reasonably quick and tight left hander. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hoggs Posted December 15, 2015 Share Posted December 15, 2015 ....and that's why I'm glad my bike will cut out if I try and put it in first with the stand down! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fozzie Posted December 16, 2015 Share Posted December 16, 2015 Simple one from me - some bloke who pulled out of the petrol station with his side stand down heading towards a reasonably quick and tight left hander. http://e.lvme.me/8oi5qch.jpgMine is a cyclist. Cycles like a mad man at 25mph. Approaching a bend, plenty of time to make the pass though, and you can see a fair way around the bend when pulled out. I overtake and get around him in less than a second and take the bend a few seconds later. I see him waving his arms, swinging to the middle of the road and the guy behind has to brake quite hard. I slow up to see if he's actually in trouble as I'm perplexed, and I get both barrels of how my impatience could have killed him if someone came flying around the bend. Me saying I'd judged it so I could back out of the overtake didn't soothe his mind. I just remarked his exhausted, blood starved mind mustn't be as sharp as that as a diligent road user.His best line "Do you treat other small road users like scooters and motorbikes like that". f**king tool. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XmisterIS Posted December 16, 2015 Share Posted December 16, 2015 The bloke who just got on the train. Asked some poor lady who was clearly struggling with her child to move her bags off the seat so he could sit down.... No, infact he didn't ask he just stood there waiting with a disapproving look on his face.When he sat down he reached into his bag and pulled out a book about cycling... "That explains it" I thought to myself... Seems the same arrogance that makes them think they rule the roads translates to train seats too.Nob. If I'd seen that, I would have loudly said, "Would you like me to help while this guy just stands there like a spare part?" I have done things like that before. It's very satisfying to see certain people wishing the floor would swallow them up! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RantMachine Posted December 16, 2015 Share Posted December 16, 2015 I think we should all start carrying waterpistols in holsters so that we can irritate the hell out of cyclists when we're out riding. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joeman Posted December 16, 2015 Share Posted December 16, 2015 I think we should all start carrying waterpistols in holsters so that we can irritate the hell out of cyclists when we're out riding.That was one of my ideas for stopping them undertaking trucks as they turn left. Fit a sprinkler system to the indicators, so when the left indicator comes on, a sprinkler on the left side of the vehicle starts squirting water. Maybe then they would think twice about undertaking and getting themselves splatted! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fozzie Posted December 16, 2015 Share Posted December 16, 2015 I think we should all start carrying waterpistols in holsters so that we can irritate the hell out of cyclists when we're out riding. Replace the water with piss and by god you're onto something. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RantMachine Posted December 16, 2015 Share Posted December 16, 2015 http://new3.fjcdn.com/pictures/Jarate+party_9e4e7c_5532166.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fozzie Posted December 16, 2015 Share Posted December 16, 2015 There is a code our Jarate friend lives by that could be incorporated with cyclists. I push for it to be included with the highway code."Be polite. Be efficient. And have a plan to kill every cyclist you meet". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soll Posted December 16, 2015 Share Posted December 16, 2015 I think we should all start carrying waterpistols in holsters so that we can irritate the hell out of cyclists when we're out riding. would prefer a nerf gun myself Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soll Posted December 16, 2015 Share Posted December 16, 2015 found this.... whiney bast*rds.http://cyclinguphill.com/things-annoy-cyclist/and thishttp://www.londoncyclist.co.uk/top-8-th ... y-drivers/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grumpy Old Git Posted December 16, 2015 Share Posted December 16, 2015 Candidate for intense trolling activity - Andreas! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edd Posted December 16, 2015 Share Posted December 16, 2015 Quite a funny vid that sums up most of the YouTube cyclists.."> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
onesea Posted December 17, 2015 Share Posted December 17, 2015 I think we should all start carrying waterpistols in holsters so that we can irritate the hell out of cyclists when we're out riding. would prefer a nerf gun myself You do not need them when you drive a landrover, passing a cyclist in 2nd gear seems to leave them in a thick black cloud of doubt.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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