Numberplate funnys

[Gsx750f boy]

Wots the best numberplate slogan anyone seen?? Mines " have a break..have a quick kwak" ......

[skyrider]

i used to have a vfr 400 and the slogan on the bottom of the plate read - when i grow up i want to be an rc30

[fastbob]

I actually used to sell these as a sticker. SELL MY BIKE ? I WOULD RATHER STUFF WASPS UP MY ARSE !

[raesewell]

Not a number plate slogan but an actual number plate that made me smile ANX 10S

[Fleck]

My ZX6R was Y3 UFO let the plate go with the bike, would be worth thousands now

[Beans]

Personalised number plates are loathsome, they make me cringe. Like having a padded bar in the lounge or monogrammed his n her bath robes. For sure it's a free country so spend as you will Mr and Mrs J Public but the People who have them should pay an additional annual vulgarity tax.

See https://metro.co.uk/2001/10/31/battle-of-the-drivers-plate-238480//

This wasn't me but if go fund me had been around I would have stumped up for him with pleasure.

Sorry not what you asked OP but they were brought in to the discussion before I arrived.

[Mississippi Bullfrog]

The bike shop near where we used to live did them that said...."I've been to casualty."

[geofferz]

I did not know that such a thing even existed. Suffice to say I've never seen one.

Google suggests this is quite funny though

 

[Gsx750f boy]

Always wanted to put on my Sachs 2 stroke " no smoke no poke " but sold bike ...pity

[Gsx750f boy]

I did not know that such a thing even existed. Suffice to say I've never seen one.

Google suggests this is quite funny though

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that's a tad Funny

[Throttled]

US plates, especially the ones professing love for guns made me smile, but in an ironic way.

I was amazed to see the personalised reg of JAB 1 1N on a Range Rover.

[Ian Frog]

DVLA claim there are no offensive plates issued but I remember a picture of a CB200 in the Isle of Man that was showing FUK 1T as its reg.

I laughed like a drain but I can be quite immature at times lol.

Cheers

Ian

[Snod Blatter]

DVLA claim there are no offensive plates issued

Hmmm, I see this car on my commute..

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(Corbyn joke here)

[Ian Frog]

Hope this is clear ?

Seen on the way home!

A little off topic but once you realise what this lorry does it1s epic.

Cheers

Ian

[geofferz]

DVLA claim there are no offensive plates issued

Hmmm, I see this car on my commute..

https://i.imgur.com/mQeCQWg.jpg' alt='IMGUR>'>

(Corbyn joke here)

 

I didn't like Jaws either. Good music, but bad casting and acting.

[geofferz]

shit suckerlorry.jpg

Hope this is clear ?

Seen on the way home!

A little off topic but once you realise what this lorry does it1s epic.

Cheers

Ian

 

I was looking at the lower half of the image in phone as I scrolled up - trying to work out the pun in DK08 DZE